Chocolate Chat Cookies!

I've been unemployed for nearly six months!! I really need to get a job though, so I can't sit around, get stoned and watch movies / play videogames all day any more.

 

the good ole buzzing chainsaw does not sound good in the morning
or the fierce weed whacker....or the turbo lawn mower.....
darn these noise makers:reddevil:

 

Yeah, it's my June script. I'll get another script on the last day of June or so.

hahahaha It's been a year or so since I've taken anything around the 70+mg in a day level. I think the last time was when I ate the remainder(somewhere between 30 and 60 bars, which is 60-120mg of alprazolam) of a 120 bar script, because the cops were coming to arrest me for a bench warrant, so I was like "fuck it...........if I'm going to jail, I may as well be as intoxicated as possible when I get there". By the time the cops got to the house to arrest me, I was already blacked out, so I don't even remember getting arrested. lol One of the people I was in jail with said I was so fukt up when they were booking me that I was talking crazy shit to one of the officers, and the officer said something to the effect of "if you say one more word, I'm gonna hit you so hard that you'll come out of your jumpsuit". lol I proceeded to look at the officer and say "fuck you". Of course, I don't remember any of this, but that's what someone told me, and I believe it too, because I become extremely hostile toward authority figures when I'm on a lot of xanax. lol Also, when I went to the court inside the jail, the officers told me that I had to sit across the room from another inmate, because I had apparently beaten the shit out of him when we were being booked, which I don't remember at all.

 

that sucks dude... are you living with the 'rents? how you gettin by? small time entrepreneurial job(fancy name for drug dealer)?

 

I think its gonna be 100 degrees here today :dizzy2:

 

Its like in the 90s here today

 

its 77 here and humid as fuck... more storms on the way

 

ughhhh humidity...but I wish it would rain here, I think it is going on almost 2 months with no rain. I love a good thunderstorm.

 

haha

Apparently I've had some of the best times on Xanax, but I can never remember them. I went out partying and took a xanax bar because someone just gave it to me. I remember waking up one morning and my wife had the biggest fucking breakfast spread laid out for me when I got up. I said "what's this all for?" She replied with "Don't pretend you don't know tiger." Apparently we had the best sex we had ever had, and I don't remember one iota of it to this day.

Better than having a breakfast spread laid out by some guy named Steve the next morning I guess, but damn.

 

hahaha I believe it, because xanax has always turned me into a fuck-machine. When I'm having sex on xanax, especially if I've had a few beers, I go beastmode on the pussy and take it to poundtown. lulz

 

Sex machine on benzos??? That shit knocks me out.

 

I black out on xanax

 

beautiful weather here...slight breeze...not hot..no humidity

tns...how long can you keep up those doses?....what are the long term effevts on your liver?

heading to the mainland soon...hope theres a few honies on it today

 

this is hot-yoga-pants-milf-jogging weather

 

lmao @ that feminism threads de-evolution

It is also hot guys with no shirts out running weather.

 

haha

 

The humidity is killing me today

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Look at TNS what a legend :love:

 

they do

ive sold a few...always to some dopey looking hipster faggot

 

some crackhead stole my push mower . I wonder if hes working with it, or sold it for crack/scrap..
probably the later.