Fucking the mind

If I only cut mens' hair who don't cut their own hair, does this mean I cut my own hair?

 

Use a blowtorch... It's much quicker.

 

i don't see how that would work. i think it means exactly that you don't cut your own hair.

or i guess you could cut your own hair and also be a woman.

 

War_John for the president!

 

That's just wrong on so many levels...

 

I still have yet to shit bricks.

 

Add fiber to your diet...

 

If you only cut men's hair who don't cut their own hair then you'll only be cutting the portion of men's hair that don't do it themselves. If you do it yourself then you simply are a man who cuts his own hair.

 

not very practical.. for one, the barber would definitely know if he fucking cut his own hair or not