Men and their gays

The other night I was at a frat party with a friend and I met this cute boy while passing around a spliff. We flirted, hit it off, and he asked me if he could stay with me since he didn't have a place to stay for the night.

I asked him if we could take it slow, and he felt embarrassed. I texted him the next day, but he didn't text me back...

 

fucking gays.

(I support gay rights)

 

ooh gross...you share doobies with strangers?

were you smoking purple herpie?

 

ha..

 

lol!

 

I gotta bowl you have to cup your hands around so no lips touch it. Good for those "These people might have herpes, but I don't want to look like a bogart" moments.

 

you put your pecker in a bowl so lips dont touch it?...only fingers?...i dont get it??.....dude be careful

where do you get them...i want one

 

I make them close their eyes and tell them it's a snake.

 

If you're not sharing doobies with strangers, well, then youre not livin'

 

Amoebiasis via casual contact like sharing cigarettes.. including México, Central America, western South America, South Asia, and western and southern Africa.

 

Jesus Loves You

....and so does Juan, Carlos and Santiago

 

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