Last night I...

No, this is in a Russian hole. There, clubs on average don't quite fill the same shoes as clubs in America, or where ever these critics hail from.

Don't get me wrong though, there are some crazy nice 'expensive' (for you guys who like money) clubs, but i don't really hit those up anymore. I just go to the holes. They're more fun and rowdy.

Umm... i don't remember touching anything. I was pretty wasted. : /

 

hahaha, i like a good dive myself, they can be interesting places - i bet theres some good ones in moscow. Theres one in calgary called the night gallery that i used to love- best bands best people, imho.

so you're actually in moscow hey? i'd love to go to russia sometime. I have a friend of a friend studying in st petersburg - i thought i'd go there if i ever went. I hear its easy to get shot or kidnapped - is that true? Being from canada, its fairly hard to get shot here, tho i could if i tried. And i am not rich, so the kidnap bounty would be dissapointing...

 

I mean, yeah, it is kind of gross. BUt haven't we all been drunk enough to do stupid, fucked up things like that. LAst Thanksgiving I was out with some friends, and we looked over at my bestfriend's boyfriend and he was standing in the corner at a bar pissing on the wall. He didn't know what was going on.
It was fucked up, but I do have a sick sense of humor, so had I been there drunk and had it not gotten on me, I would have probably laughed....a lot.
I'm sure I've done worse, I just prefer to try and leave them tucked away in the back of my mind. haha
Molly

 

yeah ...way to go ....so you pissed on yourself in public .....thats impressive

 

i dont think he actually pissed on himself - i believe it was the floor.

 

yeah he's wasted...in a crowded nightclub...pissing under the table ......sure

 

ANYWAYS....

yeah wideyed, i'm studying in Moscow... at the moment though i'm in Vancouver for Christmas break, chillen, hangin out with my friends smoking a little of that renowned chronic they got here. Just got chatted up by the cops last night, it was pretty heat.

So yeah, Moscow's pretty crazy. Cops are really corrupt, i don't think there are that many kidnappings; that's mostly in St. Pete's and the surrounding republics, Chechnya and shit.... Moscow's mostly murders, assaults, rapes, random deaths, robberies, corruption and umm... prostitution? Though i think that's pretty legal.

And whispers? I can just hear your nasally voice whining, "oh yeah, he's wasted.... in a crowded nightclub....pissing under the table....sure"

Take a hike.

 

well...I say you had your share of drinks....bleh...

 

I can say I'm not too worried about dying unhappy if I don't piss under a bar table.

not that we all haven't done fucked up things when we're wasted, but that's taking things a bit too far for my taste.

I don't know... maybe it's a little thing called class.

 

That's really fucking digusting.

Which is why you rule.

 

A little thing called class eh?

That sounds so ridiculously snobby i think i'm going to cut off my nutz and commit seppuku.

Slap yourself.

 

whats seppuku?

 

Yeah, that did sound snobby.
Just b/c he did something stupid one time when has was wasted doesn't mean he doesn't have class. I've done tons of ridiculous things while I was f'ked up; I have class, though.

 

I dont care what everyone else says that is hilarious!

 

lol......well don't piss your pants over it ......oh to late

 

YOU'RE DUMB.

 

HAHAHHAAHHA
GREAT story!!! :-D

 

You officially rule

 

you know you love me ......as much as i love you in that bra and panties

 

For once I agree with you.