Objects That Sexual Features

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by nz male, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

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    What types of objects (not humans) do you see as having sexual features or remind you of sex?
    ie: banana - penis, opening a parcel - undressing someone, an object that is similar looking to a vagina etc.

    Auto shift in a car - D - desire, R- rearend, P - pussy, N - no sex tonight.
     
  2. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    In the army our Class A hats were called "**** caps" because when you looked at the inside of them they resembled a vagina.
     
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    HOT POCKETS.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog"]Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets - YouTube
     
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Saw the thread title, oh another one of these kind of threads from nz, but you get points for that line, made me lol
     
  5. Touch of Eros

    Touch of Eros Member

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    Lego...becaaaause... it reminds me of...

    ...yeah, I have no witty answer to this one...
     
  6. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    When the grip becomes so tight it becomes painful, you have to plead ... "Lego - please Lego".
     
  7. Sassygurl

    Sassygurl Member

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    Okay that is hilarious!
     
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