A few rules to remember before you trip...

) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It's never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there.
7) Don't forget how to burp.
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.



FOund this and thought it may be useful to someone
http://www.clearwhitelight.org/hatter/hatta.htm

 

ill keep that in mind

hah

 

...the many times i have found myself on the roof contemplating flight...these rules woulda came in handy back then.

 

Man, I used to love walking around in public, ripped on acid. My friends and I would all go out to walmart, the mall, the fair. When I was tripping, I would try to act as normal as possible, for as long as possible, and try to see if people noticed and shit. I occasionally tyried to see if I could tell what people were thinking about me. LOL, good times, good times...Bad people.

 

i like getting shit faced and going to fairs, ill be wired on some synthetic psychedelic, walking like H.S. Thompson and talking nonsense philosiphy to other people. it's like im TRYING to get caught but really im not, you can always ask em to "prove" your fucked up....they havent been able to yet, even when this one girl went to the hospital, they couldnt find any drugs in her cause it was a not well known RC and they started to jus think she was crazy. i jus say "im drunk", no one really cares, they expect teenagers to be gettin drunk.

 

Whenever I'm stoned in public, I get that feeling that my legs are going to lock up and I can't move and I'll get caught
For some reason I still find that extremely funny when it happens, although I'm scared shitless

 

^^^^ if your still uncomfortable being high in public (it sounds), then DO NOT go outside trippin!!! you will shit a brick.

 

Aside from parties and stuff, the only public place I've been while trippin is the 7-11 next door to my apartment. Been in there many a time, and I know the guy knows im tripping every time. I mean, it's SO FUCKING BRIGHT in there! I noticed that one time when I was trippin...like, even as soon as you get to the corner of the plaza, theres all these track lights and shit, and in the store...forget about it. Fluorescent lights everywhere! Makes your huge dilated pupils stick out like a sore thumb!

 

you won't NOT see things that aren't there.

A triple negative, what does it mean?

 

wtf where you doing on a roof in first place espiacally if your tripping

you dont need rules thats common sense

 

you gotta be kidding me...

dying is the best part of psychedelics...

as in ego-death.. but you still need to let yourself die.. go willingly (makes it hell of a lot easier lol) dont worry... you'll be reborn, unfortunatly..


everytime is a GREAT time to die

 

ACtually I found one or two of these rules usefull, like the home address in your shoe and the house key

 

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Sometimes its a good idea to write which drug you are doing somewhere on your body (if there is a chance you'll o.d.), especially if it is a lesser known drug that the emergency room won't know what the fucks going on. It's a good idea not to write this on your forehead, especially if you live with your parents, a hand, your stomach, your foot, something concealable.
Oh, and if you find yourself somehow able to go through all the very complex actions needed to start the car, don't drive.

 

ya it can be hard to tell whats going on when your car feels like the size of a go-cart and all your dials are movings around the dashboard...

 

if you think you might be able to fly, just get a running start and try to take off from the ground like an airplane, don't jump from a height. Oh, and I think he meant "you won't NOT see things that ARE there" although I guess I"m not sure. Wal-Mart for me would be a horrible trip destination, so bright and big and corporate and scary, ahhhhh! in fact, every time somebody says the word "wal-mart" around me I instinctively respond "Wal-Mart? those bastards!" I could explain why, but that's more something for a political forum than a psychedelics forum.