Things you can insert in an ass...

What kind of stuff do you (or partner) like to insert in the ass?
From fruit to pencils etc etc.

I like bananas and deo bottles.
(with loads of lube )

 

a sharpie, hairbrush end, beerbottle, a dildo of course, finger, and tried a cucumber wasnt succesful.

 

A lot of people these days have perfected getting their head up their ass.

 

Getting the head up the ass isn't that difficult. Getting it out is the hard part.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Kegs, fridges, train wagons.

 

Sometimes I insert the rounded end of Durex Play lube container that is reasonably wide & goes in with plenty of lube used & is a big turn on for me.
It feels awesome when it's stretching my anus as far in as I can get it.
It does hurt slightly, but thats just an extra thing I like about it.

 

Churches, Ducks, Witches, Bridges, and very small rocks.

 

Also, strap-ons!

 

tv remote, ping pong paddle, garden hoe, fosters beer can, micheal jordan bobblehead figure