Your standard answer to 'where's your shoes' ?

I don't think I've ever been asked by anybody but my mother.

Apparently I live in barefooters paradise or I put off the vibe of a person you shouldn't ask stupid questions to.

 

- I'm just dying to be asked so I can tell people that I'm a tall Hobbit :2thumbsup:

On a related experience, I went to a Minor Injury clinic regarding my foot injury and expected 'wear some dam shoes', however the Doctor said that he'd rather see an injury like that on healthy feet than the problems a lot of women get with high-heels etc.

Shayla x

 

I usually answer with "I don't wear 'em." If something is said after that, I don't answer back.

 

I'll have to steal some of these great comebacks

I'm ususally hanging out with folks who don't find barefoot odd, which is good.

 

Socratic method FTW.

Why don't you wear shoes?

Why do you wear shoes?

Because my feet would hurt.

Why?

Because I wear shoes.

Why?

Because I don't have any calluses.

Why?

Because I wear shoes.

Why?

...

 

- at home
- in my car
- in my office
- don't own some (not true, but always a fun to see the reactions)
- my what?
- in pawn
- banned
- all burnt
etc.

depends very much on the situation ands the mood i'm in. More often i say it's heathy or it's fun, but is no answer to the original question.

 

I usually wear a t or sweat shirt with the barefoot hikers logo printed on it.
Going bf doesn't attract much comment in the UK anyway.

 

I still think the best answer is, "Right where I left 'em." You can add, "In the closet" if necessary.

 

Somebody stole em! ;-)

 

Playing golf.

 

Threw them in the trash five years and haven't bought a pair since!

 

I tell em: no shoes, no shame!

 

"go fuck yourself."

 

"i aint got any on me" ...depends on my mood and who is asking me this....i actually had a cop jsut now ask me this at Wendys behind me at the fron register but he was cool about it..he was telling me he was thinking about running barefoot.

 

I recently ordered a pair but they haven't arrived yet.

 

Had to sell them to pay my taxes.

 

If I ever do get asked i would say either "going to get'um right now." or "It's a funny story actualy, ya see their is this half blind mouse who is my roomate to help me pay my rent and I spilt some yellow paint on them. Then the mouse goes and eats them.
Whats worse is that was my 6th pair"!

 

"i obviously dont have any..DUH!"

 

Don't wear "em....

 

one of my answers is I don't like em.