Haircuts

Ever get done getting a haircut and you find you're not happy with it at all? I got my hair cut day, and while it doesn't look bad, it isn't what I asked for at all. I asked the dumb bitch to keep most of the length on top but thin it out and clean up the sides and back. What does she do? She cuts the top way more than I asked her to, so now I have a haircut that is way shorter than I wanted, which I fucking hate. I thought I would be less pissed off after going to bed and waking up, but I am even more pissed about it now. I hate haircuts that are too short because it looks military, and I fucking hate the military.

From now on I am going somewhere else.

 

You have a real problem with females, don't you?

 

American women, yes. Women in general, no.

 

go back there and demand a refund.you are entitled to do so.

 

I've decided that I like short hair now. Mostly because you can buy a clipper and give yourself free haircuts. Saves lots of money.

I used to have long hair because I saw it as an act of resistance to the status quo and a humane sign in an inhumane world.

I think that mostly people think that when a man has long hair it just means that he's gay or smokes dope

 

I hate long hippy hair as much as I hate short hair. I like it to be on the long side of short, but neither long nor short.

I, too, once had long hair which went to the middle of my back.

 

it's a little too broad to condemn all american women

however, there's probably no place in the world where women abuse and disrespect men more than in the urban northeast united states

 

I was being facetious. I don't hate women at all. I just don't like the way most of them have been socially engineered. It isn't their faults, though. Most men are not any better.

 

bad haircuts are like being forced to wear an outfit that you hate, everyday for months.

 

She should give you a gift card as consolation.

 

Touche.

 

In this case I think a blow job is more appropriate.

 

Not from this woman... no thanks.

 

Thats the problem. Next time go someplace where they have pretty girls working. They do a much better job, are friendlier and listen more to your needs.

 

Duly noted.

 

What's a haircut?

 

yeah..and even weirder..is people actually buy hair combs?

 

Try to find a barber. They are a dying breed, but the mister and sons are much happier getting men's haircuts. The guy they go to uses a straight razor on the back of the neck, not clippers. Much cleaner.
Hairdressers don't actually learn how to cut men's hair unless they take an extra course. So most of the time they are just winging it.

 

i go to the city to get a haircut no offense to anyone but white people cant cut hair

 

If I was a president I'd make a law where all men can't get haircuts and euthanasia for all baldies >.>

High five all long haired folk *high five*