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And thus became the woman with one pink shoe

 

Shoe factories in the third world exploit workers

 

becaue shareholders in the west are greedy and imoral

 

eventually sally with one pink shoe, befriended the wolves, and rather then plan world dommination, they vowed to take down the greedy materialistic powerhouse companies!.. WW9 started that day, between Sally, the wolves, and their magical companions, versus Wal Mart and their evil minions! but what happened next was truely shocking:

 

All the animals of the forests andthe birds of the air flooded into the greedily corporate buildings and began to destroy all the Chinese child labor built inventory. Walmart and Target lost everything. The evil conglomerate leaders, not wanting to lose any of their billions of dollars, decided to..

 

invade all countries ending in stan, enslaving all of their populations and making them produce weapons to fight back against the free peoples and animals D:

 

...and at that exact moment Sally started to have a flashback...am I tripping? That was weird she thought..then just as euphoria came over her, she figured hey, why not see where this path thru the woods goes...upon entering the woods, Sally noticed a white rabbit further down the path..intrigued as to where the went she ran to where she saw the white rabbit. To her dismay, the rabbit had vanished. Confused and wandering into a clearing, she could see a lush green meadow with a cool bubbling brook and along side the brook were these purple mushrooms.......

 

so she ate the mushrooms and was instantly transported to magical new world where she found herself dressed in high heels and swingin around a stripper pole. When the music stopped she looked up and saw...

 

....gradually she realised the strip joint was actually aboard an intergalactic, light speed freighter and her audience was far weirder than anything science fiction had ever anticipated. Just then a green ball of light in the audience reached out towards her with a glowing tentacle made up of numberless miniature spiral galaxies penetrating her nether regions and instantaneously inducing ecstasy the likes of which she'd never imagined possible....

 

then she woke up, rolled over and smoked a joint with her pet hamster squiggy.

 

But squiggy for some reason got the munchiez for wormz

 

As Sally composed herself and emerged through the thick THC smoke, she realized herself floating weightlessly into a new awareness. Feeling invincible, Sally....

 

began to start flapping her arms vigorously, in her mind she was flying high above the..

 

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pot of bacon engorged membranes that wiggled around in the cast iron skillet that her mother was waiting to eat her in. The THC high safely enabled her to keep rising, rising into the clouds, until she couldn't see her mother or the skillet anymore. She was in the hands of God, she felt. A big green pupil then blinked at her and she screamed....

 

But it was only a frog which her mother was going to toss into the pot

 

But then a noise in the distance took their attention, and the frog....

 

lol

 

♥ ♣ :sunny: And, Then Sally suddenly Awoke from Her Brief Nightmare about having a stroke {Sally had such a Nightmare because of lingering bad memories of the human mundane realm and it's woes still haunted her}... and Sally remembered that she was in the Wonderous Magickal Realms of ALiCe In WoNdErLaNd {Sally had vowed to never leave WoNdErLaNd}... and that it is impossible to have such physical ailments as strokes, in WoNdErLaNd Realms! :daisy: ♣ The Colourful Psychedelic Daisy and Pansy Flowers were all Smiling lovingly and compassionately at Sally... this made Sally feel comforted and HaPpY in the Flowers warm Friendship! ♣ Sally now felt Wonderful... and her Friend the Cheshire Cat suddenly Appeared right in front of Sally. ♣ Cheshire Cat told Sally that the Wise Hookah Smoking Caterpillar was toking potent Ganja while sitting upon a nearby Huge Psilocybin Magick Mushroom... and that Caterpillar had asked Cheshire to escort Sally over to him... Caterpillar wanted to help Sally banish all Nightmares from ever happening to her in the future. ♣ The Wise Caterpillar Greeted Sally with mysterious enthusiasm when she arrived next to the Huge Magick Mushroom... and she was Gazing up at the Caterpillar toking on an ornate Hookah. ♣ The White Rabbit appeared and hopped over and stood next to Sally... his whiskers twitching... he L@@KED at his pocket~watch and then Smiled at Sally! ♣ Suddenly, a glowing part of the Huge Shroom Cap, right where Sally stood... lit up in Psychedelic Shimmering Glowing Letters *EAT ME!* The Caterpillar was nodding with encouragement at Sally... he winked, and his twinkling Eyes were very Hypnotic. ♣ So, now Spell~Bound Sally... began to munch on the glowing psychedelic words portion of the Huge Magick Mushroom... Sally soon began feeling Ambrosial Cozmic Consciousness Love and Everything was moving and merging Living Psychedelic Colours and so Powerfully ALIVE... then Sally began having these positively Wonderous TRiPpY Psychedelic Wizdom Visions unfolding Everywhere Within her and Everywhere Around her!!! :sunny: ♣ ♥

 

So she transcended? Gosh, I hope it wasn't permanent... we'd have to start a new story