I want to teach an alien.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by FlyingFly, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    It just came into my mind.
    That could be interesting.
     
  2. bird_migration

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    That would be interesting indeed, especially if the alien looks anything like this:

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  3. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    ^ If they look like this I hope they don't wear clothes.
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I think she wore tape in one movie.... so that's close.
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Indeed, the Fifth Element. And I think there was some sideboob as well!

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  6. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    Here you go:
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    It scares me how quick it went from educating alien civilizations to Milla Jovovich porn.
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I see what you did there...
     
  8. bird_migration

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    We still have plenty of pages to go. In the meanwhile we can enjoy Milla.
     
  9. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    What exactly do you want to teach an alien?
     
  10. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    You're not going to teach an alien anything besides what it doesn't want to know lol
     
  11. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I want an alien to teach me.
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    What if the alien is autistic and you have to teach him chinese?
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if i have to teach an alien about something, i think milla jovovich's boobs would be at the top of my preferred list of subjects.
     
  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I don't see it
     
  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    what if you have to teach an autistic alien the true meaning of christmas, but the chinese send milla jovovich to distract you with her boobs?
     
  16. bird_migration

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    Not in that pic obviously.
     
  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    I would love to teach an alien to beatbox.
     
  18. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    And this thread had such great potential...
     
  19. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

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    Watch old episodes of Mork & Mindy.
     
  20. bird_migration

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    Use its potential then instead of posting something that doesn't add much.
     
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