The Orgy of Pigs & Politicians

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  1. WolfLarsen

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    The Orgy of Pigs & Elephants & Donkeys in Uncle Sam's Whorehouse
    Part 15 of the musical by Wolf Larsen

    And now the Statue of Liberty walks onto stage in a sexy miniskirt. She is waiting under a streetlight for a customer as she smokes a cigarette. A pig in a suit walks up, and notices her.

    The pig in the suit sings: "Oh beautiful Statue of Liberty with a miniskirt, and her pussy for saaale, let the free market prevail and we’ll fuck on a bed of moneeey! Americaaa! Americaaa! Go ahead and bend over for meee! Because I've got moneeey, and you're the Statue of Liberty, so go to bed with meee!–"

    As the pig sings various donkeys & elephants in sexy miniskirts can also be seen waiting for potential clients under the streetlamps on stage. Other pigs-in-suits walk on stage and ogle the donkey & elephant whores.

    All the donkey & elephant whores sing together with the Statue of Liberty in the middle: "We want the money! Our pussies are like honey! Just stick it in and throw us some cash!"

    All the pigs in the suits sing together: "We've got the money! We want your honey! Just bend over and let us business leaders run the country! Because this is the best democracy that money can buuuuuy!"

    And then all the donkeys & elephants & the Statue of Liberty all bend over for the pigs as everybody on stage sings together: "Buy some democracy! Buy a judge or a cop or the president! So much money to be made from war! So much old money made from black slaves working the cotton fields! Grand old respectable money! Fortunes made from white children working in textile mills 12 hours a day! Three cheers for the old red white and blue! It's really a great money-making zoo!"

    The saxophone sings: "A greeaat big mooooney-maaking zooooo!"

    And then there's a big orgy on stage with lots of money being thrown all around as everybody on stage sings together: "Oh money and politics and war and religion – it's all a great money-making zoo! This whole country rusting away – I’m surprised it doesn't just blow away! But what do we care? – we've got our money stashed away in the Cayman Islands! Ha ha ha! The people go to the hospital for a broken leg, and the bill gives them a heart attack! Ha ha ha laugh the insurance companies as you pay & pay!Ha ha laugh the banks as you pay & pay! Ha ha ha laughs Uncle Sam as you pay & pay! After all, pigs need all the bailouts they can get! Self-sufficiency is for suckers like you that do all the work! Ha ha ha!"

    The clarinet laughs: "Ha ha ha!"

    Copyright 2012 by Wolf Larsen

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  2. jats

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    ...why yes, thanks for that, I'll nick some of that next time, copyrighted or not, but then one can say what one wants ones self if one knows how to now...a repost then from the thread elsewhere "when are people going to wake up" ...

    Jats wakes from an incredibly strange dream muttering 'what the fuck was that all about' and then while nursing the first cup of tea of the day goes back to the slot to seek some sanity then, while keeping one eye out of the window waiting for the postman to arrive in order to leap out and demand the fucker explain his attempt at extortion yesterday by posting one of two identical letters through the letterbox (birthday cards for the little-un from Grandma), yet keeping the other back and posting a note demanding I pay 9 pence extra, plus a £1 handling charge, where most of course would just pay the piper, anything for a quiet life it seems, these human beings, not this chameleon though "...I'm liking this thread then, so far, yes credit unions there's a start, opt out of this elite old boys club that is the banks that fill their troughs on your dead carcasses if need be, where as we have seen they don't give a toss about you and me, so why should we, yes withdraw your money on mass from the banks for their are better ways, well there is now anyway..." agrees Jats then while still sitting on his arse here watching the rain come down, still waiting for a confrontation with the postman, but logs on to pledge his support at least for The Bank of Dave, asking him to open a branch nearby, where who knows this strange dream may become reality again here in the shire and across the UK while the bankers go their merry way

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  3. _luckyme_

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    "Fun read indeed," says the little mouse and she instantly thinks of a picture that would suit this post even if it's not her own. "Most humans bend over backwards to be something they really aren't and do not even know it and others prey on those while happily help the sleepers to never wake up and stand up straight, to revolt."

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