Viagra

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jmt, Mar 3, 2013.

  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Where can I get a pill? Just need one. I knw am young buf I want to try it!
     
  2. broony

    broony Banned

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    No you don't, cause your too young and you gonna have a hardon for 15 hours.

    Cats are going to be following you everywhere.

    You are going to be in cold sweats.

    Your balls will turn blue and it will hurt.

    Dont be a fucking idiot. Damn JMT pass what you smokin, cause i never had anything that made me want to take pills to force blood to my cock to make it stand upright.

    Dumbass.
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Ask around in south beach!! :D
     
  4. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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  5. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Well a few dudes at work take half a pill. They tolled in a rare blue moon when they cheat on there wife with some stripper theyll take half and bang her braibs out....i dnt have a wife nor gf but wanted to try it with this chick......fuck her brains out...
     
  6. Brudof

    Brudof Member

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    It's really easy to get a script. Go to the doc and say you need it. It's extremely expensive though.
     
  7. broony

    broony Banned

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    jmt you dont need them pills to fuck her brains out, all you need is confidence
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I've never used Viagra, but I do take yohimbe (which is available at health food stores), which is a natural aphrodisiac and said to be almost as effective as Viagra by some. I take yohimbe before work every night, not as an aphrodisiac, but for energy, plus to help tone up my stomach. Some nights my dick gets hard as a rock, but usually it's not for a few hours after taking it. Good thing I don't encounter too many people who would probably be wondering about the bulge in my pants.
     
  9. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Lol thanks rat!
     
  10. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    lol what do you need viagra for? just bang her brains out without it! you're young, you should be able to bang for awhile haha
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it would be funny if she saw you taking viagra, took it to mean that you don't find her attractive or something, and left you alone with your raging boner.
     
  12. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I remember when I was in grade 6... I had a friend that was an idiot.. we were going to an assembly or something and he was giggling and came up to me and was like "dude, I just took viagra" and i had no clue what that even was... i knew nothing abiut any drugs...

    and he told me, and i was like wtf why would you intentionally wanna get a boner at school? and he said that was just a side effect, and it just makes you feel really good and euphoric... i didnt even know what euphoric meant back then either...

    But man... I wish I still knew this guy, I bet he has connects to all the real drugs now adays... lol
     
  13. broony

    broony Banned

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    You know Jmt, if you do take the viagra, everyone here would love to hear about the experience.
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Hahah he was probably really surpriaed when he ended up with a boner.
     
  15. Hedgeclipper

    Hedgeclipper Qiluprneeels Nixw

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    There are some intravenously injectable synthetic research chemical alternatives available online. You should try something more untested and unpredictable than viagra.
     
  16. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    What do you need viagra for? Does your bf want to fuck you longer?
     
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