avoid morning wood

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  1. leo93

    leo93 Guest

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    hi, is there any method to avoid having morning wood/nocturnal erections??? i want to avoid any erections for 2 weeks. dont ask why just say how :)
     
  2. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    Have a sex change.
     
  3. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Masturbaste several times before going to sleep in order to really drain yourself & don't have anything to drink.
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    if you dont drink anything in the 6 hours before going to bed and pee before hittting the sack it will help avoid the morning boner

    they are the bodies way of stopping us dudes from pissing the bed

    opposite is also true,,,if you guzzle lots to drink before bed your boner will wake you up early..old indian trick to get up before the sun and avoid a raid by the white man:)
     
  5. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    “Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?”
    ― C.D. Payne, Youth in Revolt
     
  6. cbcrazy

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    WOW. One of the best parts of getting up in the morning is having that boner.
     
  7. leo93

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    nobody an idea how to avoid moring eretcions? perhaps with medication or mechanically?
     
  8. cbcrazy

    cbcrazy Member

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    Wake up in the middle of the night and blow a nut. That should take care of the wake-up morning wood.
     
  9. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    tie it to your leg
     
  10. Willowdancer

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    Well, Leo. Some people gave you suggestions. Did you not read them? There's no sure-fire way, man. Just kind of hope it's not there. Why are you asking though? You have to share a bed with your mum or something?
     
  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    if you dont want it cut your fucken shaft off
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Yes....:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. Lady-Lover

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    I enjoy the morning wood. It gets used most days too. :):):):)
     
  14. sexyirishboy

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    masturbate or have sex at night
     
  15. youngnpassion

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    morning erections pretty much happen automatically when we go into REM sleep, so honestly i don't know how you would accomplish that...it's pretty much out of your control. There are some days where I don't wake up with it, but that's rare...I think it's pretty unavoidable for a length of 2 weeks.
     
  16. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    I know this is true, but now I want to film myself as I sleep to see if this is true for me or not.

    I know that if this doesn't happen, it could mean that one is in danger of a heart attack or stroke. I can see health insurance corporations are going to ask if you get an erection during REM sleep or morning wood now.
     
  17. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Celebrate morning wood!
     
  18. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bs2ZOwXb0w"]Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood HQ/Lyrics - YouTube
     
  19. Vongaelly

    Vongaelly Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Not really lol Whats so bad about it anyway? :p
     
  20. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Are you trying to prevent busting the stitches from your circumcision?
     

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