Put words in their mouth

I will post an image of a person and you have to put words in their mouth.
An example:



Caption:
Where did the ball go?




The starting image is:



Have fun!

 

"I don't swallow. Where can I spit?"

 

"By god, ya momma gave me this ring i tell ya!"

 

I'm getting fed up of being the only image on this here thread - can't you post a picture of somebody else for people to take the piss out of?

 

I'm not gonna post intimate sex shit about my partner and I here. Suffice it to say, we fuck. I don't think he'd mind my sharing that.