Another "bath salts" story

Maelstrom · Jan 23, 2013

Again, in Florida.

http://gawker.com/5978198/naked-flo...ision-over-empties-vacuum-cleaner-masturbates

He goes outside to investigate the disturbance, when he sees 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni running on his house. Bruni leaps from the roof, tackling the man. Bruni is naked.

From there, Bruni runs into the house, hellbent on destruction. He sees a "large television" minding its own business and knocks it off its stand. He then spies a vacuum cleaner. How do you terrorize a vacuum cleaner? You don't — you just empty its contents back onto the floor. That's what Bruni does. From there, things finally start to get weird:

Bruni then headed toward the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns were stored, so the man's wife fired three warning shots from a .38 revolver.
The arrest report says Bruni fell to the floor - but then began pleasuring himself.
He got up off the floor, ran into the son's bedroom and began rubbing clothing on his face.

Police are called, and they apprehend a flailing, babbling Bruni only after Tasering him. "Tase him, bro," a cop almost certainly says. Bruni is taken to a hospital, but doctors there say they can't identify what drug he is on. The answer is either all of them, or one you've never heard of. Or bath salts. Probably bath salts.

Police charge Bruni with two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. Everyone else in Florida goes to sleep that night, awaiting their turn.
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LetLovinTakeHold · Jan 23, 2013

They store their guns in their child's bedroom? That's weird.

eggsprog · Jan 23, 2013

LetLovinTakeHold said:

They store their guns in their child's bedroom? That's weird.
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Yeah, that's what stood out most to me, lol. Probably a kid who has moved away from home, but I can't help but picture a baby sleeping in a crib with a rifle mounted on the wall above it.

Maelstrom · Jan 23, 2013

I thought it might be a spoof story, but I found other sources:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/293394/58/Man-arrested-for-naked-rampage-inside-home

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/201...-and-then-masturbates-and-defecates-in-house/

I'minmyunderwear · Jan 23, 2013

LetLovinTakeHold said:

They store their guns in their child's bedroom? That's weird.
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could be an adult son. kids don't like to move out on their own like they used to.

odonII · Jan 23, 2013

"Tase him, bro," a cop almost certainly says.
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- what stood out for me.

daisymae · Jan 23, 2013

He also shit on the floor in 2 places...niiiiice work.

explorer9891 · Jan 25, 2013

zombie virus gone terribly wrong. Oh well umbrella corporation, try again

RedKush-420 · Jan 29, 2013

i watched some kid trip out in work parking lot funny as hell

caraflower · Feb 18, 2013

Is this what kids do for fun now? Geeeez - they should just stick with mj and mellow out.

lopenator · Feb 18, 2013

I wonder what he was thinking..

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