Old Hateful-ass Hag!

*bangs head into wall*

1......2.......3.....breathe

*opens door, smiles, and rejoins her grandmother in the living room*

 

just remember that shes old and you will be too someday

 

hahaha thats true, even if the old are annoying i try to be nice because eventually everyone will hate me too because im old

 

i plan to use being old as my excuse for all things illegal and annoying

 

If she has a week heart sneak up on her and pop a bag behind her head, but again check the insurance policy out! Might as well get paid for it. It is not really murder, more like a mercey killing. For the mercey of your own sanity!

 

A unique Legal Defense.

Wonder if it'd fly?

 

So basically she is an old version of you?

 

youre braver then us all missfontella

 

she couldn't be me on her best day

 

I made it

*does Rocky pose*

another year that my ability to shut the fuck up was tested. I prepared myself. I trained hard and I came to win.

I'm going to Disneyland!

 

But your hot now so who gives a fuck?