Ever been rescued from danger?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by War John, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. War John

    War John Member

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    Well I heed that I am always in danger here on earth in this world of perdition. But get this shit straight... I will be rescued! My rescuer will be a woman that goes by the name Babylon. She has a climactic encompassing beauty. And she strongly desires my seven inch erect hard-ons covered in my and her juices to be in her very wet and hummering mouth. Why? So she can taste the rainbow. lol.

    The rescue will be done under a sign of a 7 I'm learning. It can be a solid 7 or a number that adds to 7 like 25. Lo, a 7 day theory. And lo, a 25th approaches Friday.


    Enough of me. Have any of you been rescued before or are in need of being rescued?
     
  2. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    There are three possibilities. One, you are deranged. Two, you are off your medication. Three, you are the worst troll I have ever encountered. Maybe even all three.
     
  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    She came to me one morning one lonely Sunday morning, her long hair flowing in the mid winter wind.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i was rescued once. by a woman that went by the name Jerusalem. she then juiced up my 7 inch boner and put it in her mouth. seven times.
     
  5. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    I am thinking 7 Eleven?
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  7. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    He spends too much time here to be a troll + he doesn't really sound like one so I guess it is not the thing.

    I must admit that it is very interesting thing though. It must be a mixture of first two.

    deranged and not on medication
    deranged and off medication
    deranged and on the medication
    not deranged and off the medication
     
  8. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Jp56wmSLA"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Jp56wmSLA


    ^^^ This!



    Now... back to reality. Erin my pet crow woke me at 2:30 in the morning, December 29th 2012 and saved me from a serious house fire. I was able to save her as she saved me... Most of the rest of the animals died and most of my personal property is seriously damaged...

    [​IMG]



    The lady in black lives!


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  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I was saved once.

    I'll spare the details but a bullet was about to go through my skull.
     
  10. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    john is fien guise
     
  11. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    oh and no ive never been recused

    but

    i have rescued someone. im one of the guys kicking the dude who failed at asassinating Ahmed Dogan
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBd6ptb7-QA"]Failed Assassination Attempt on Ahmed Dogan - YouTube
     
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