Have you ever violently thrown cake at someone?

I've never thrown cake, but one time I slapped my boyfriend in the face with a pickle spear. He was not very happy.

 

I can see why he yelled at you.

 

I threw a knife once...

Fortunately, I couldn't hit a target from 6in away, so I was good.

Maybe next time I'll try the cake instead...less sharp edges.

 

lol
were you mad at him or joking around with him?
either way, still funny
I'd like to slap someone with a pickle just because it's so ridiculous
next time I feel like throwing something at someone, I hope there are pickles around..

 

I was just joking around with him. We went out to eat, and he wasn't feeling good so he kinda had his head down on the table, so I slapped him with it hahah. He was mad because he didn't feel good.

Pickles are fun to slap people with cause they resemble dicks so much haha

 

I'm thinking back on memories of my first boyfriend. I know I threw cake on him on his 21st birthday, in good spirits. He was a little mad because he thought his grandma would get mad at the mess but then he was okay with it. Then I remember playfully throwing left over popcorn at him when walking out of the movie theatre to the parking lot once. He must have been having a bad day or something cuz then he threw a huge coca cola on me (movie theatres give humungous size drinks)... and I wasn't mad, I was just cold. Now that I think of it, we would throw food at each other often.

 

In another violent rage (I get violent on occasion...it gets scary unless I'm throwing things-then its funny) and I threw my husband's workboot at him because they had been sitting on the floor for days and it hit him right in the forehead...left a good egg there.

That one I felt bad about. The knife was sort of a throw in his general direction...the boot was dead on.

 

Yeah, throwing things is kind of fun...as long as someone doesn't get hurt.
I usually opt for only soft, squishy things though.

Your boot story reminded me of one time when me and my friend were in her front yard hanging out. We were in highschool. We were throwing each others shoes. I threw her sandle toward the street for fun. It wasn't a busy street..no cars coming through.

I have bad aim so the sandle clunked my best friend in the eye. She was close to the side walk. I felt so bad. I had to go with her and her mom to the emergency room. I think her cornea got scratched.

 

I once karate chopped a housemate's baked potato, he then stomped on my cereal box

 

One of my favorite stories from Daniel's childhood, well actually his best friend's childhood in particular was the day he was pissing off his dad and took off running out the door and down the street. His dad trailed behind for a bit, then said, "Fuck it," took off his prosthetic leg and chunked it at him. The shoe literally kicked him in the back and knocked him down. His dad kicked him in the back, long-distance. I only wish I had gotten to see that. Then he made him pick up the leg that had just knocked him on his ass and take it home. lol

As far as cake goes, no, never. That is a terrible waste of cake.

 

hahaha, this is my favorite story in this thread yet!

 

When I was young, my family was eating dinner at the table and we had raviolis. My brother (being very young and not having great motor skills) stabbed a ravioli and tried to cut it with his fork. It ended up flinging off of his plate, flying across the table and hitting my dad in the face haha.

 

Hahaha, that reminds me of the time I ate breakfast with my then-boyfriend's family and his little brother loaded up a burrito with just a ton of stuff and bit into it and it shot egg across the table and hit the wall. Didn't hit anybody, but had everyone laughing until the food was cold. lol

 

I am now going to get a prosthetic leg just to throw when I'm angry.

 

I have a prosthetic hand. One day I will figure out how to ball it into a fist and I will use it to shake angrily at people when I'm irritated and to punch the fuck out of people when I'm fully pissed-off.

 

I just added a few names to the "do not piss off" list.