His Cheeseburger He said to her,"I'd like a cheeseburger and I may like a milkshake as well" She said to him, "I can't give you either" He said, "Isn't this this Burger Bell?" She said," Yes it is but we're closed now but we open tomorrow at 10" He said, " I am extremely hungry but I guess I can wait until then" CHORUS: 'Cos you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for yo-u He will wait for yo-u Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for yo-u Oh he will wait for you He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's- Bacon and Eggs for half price How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch Cheeseburger please do not get angry (Don't get angry) He'll eat and be back here for lunch CHORUS: Cuz you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for yo-u He'll be back for yo-u Won't be so long cheeseburger Oh lovely cheeseburger Be back for yo-u Oh he'll be back for you Because he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart And there ain't nothin gonna tear you tw-o apart and if the world suddenly ran out of cheese he would get down on his hands and knees to see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt and he would wash it off for you wipe it off for you Clean that dirty cheese off JUST FOR YOU!!!!! You are his cheeeeeesebuuuurrrrrgerrrrrrrrr
^_^ I like this. Here's mine: I like peas I like cheese I like peas n' cheese Do you like peas? Do you like cheese? Do you like peas n' cheese? I only like peas, and I like you, so thus you must be a pea! Much better for you too. (Vegans can pretend it's soy cheese or whatever replaces cheese for them.)
Sskipped on down to the grocery store-satisfaction in mind My tummy is grumbling, theres so many kinds Fruits and veggies and grains too One more group-theres soy milk or dairy from cows that go moo (moo) Sit down at the table, enjoy a rounded meal She wants to taste the sausage-for this shes gotta kneel Get down under the table-lets try and make this last Your momma's comin, so we better go fast I hear what your saying and I know it is true You gotta understand that my cherries turn blue Looks like we've got ourselves in a little bind Lets go to the bathroom, get you from behind Sure getting late and I feel like a split Slippin this banana into your dish Pouring out the Hersheys and the whipped cream too Dont forget those nuts, they'll sprinkle all over you I hear what your saying and I know it is true You gotta understand that my cherries turn blue Workin pretty hard tryin to keep it down When your momma walked in and you were punchin' my clown I hear what your saying and I know it is true You gotta understand that my cherries turn blue Look like we've got ourselves, in a little bind When we're in bathroom goin' at it from behind That's our story don't mean to be so crude I was in the kitchen, all up in your food ©2004, G.M.S. pervishly about food...
