thinking of dumping my gf for something she did in the past

There's the 14 year old troll I know was in there

 

Just think of her like a time machine.

She's giving you herpies from 1975.

 

too bad shes clean

 

So you went from loving her to talking about her like she's a receptacle? Are you a troll or are you just trying to save face after people didn't show pity for your closed-mindedness?

She's a slut because she had a sex life before you? What does that make you?

 

Ya I don't know what's up with that...I'm sorry, bro. I'm really sorry.

 

TROLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON
a really bad one, at that. really though. i hope this girl leaves you. if there even is a girl.

 

for real though what could possess someone into blowing or having sex with an old fart? theyre wrinkly, smelly, old, usually impotent, lame, and just fucking stupid

 

she might like that more than your personality

 

come on, any women who does something like that has some sort of daddy issues or whatever.

 

Well , when you balls drop maybe you'll understand

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjtxo6gmns0"]big daddy loose skin and old balls - YouTube

 

you should put on a pretty sun dress and go and blow the dude too...that will make you 2 even

 

ya buddy...fucktards like you make it easy for me to nab the young girls....you are a giant pussy and you should think about that when i'm giving your girl a fascial

hey buddy...how did i taste when you were kissing her?..i ate a bunch of bananas..did you notice?

 

my balls have dropped kind sirs

 

yeah you wish, when i fuck her later and leave her in a comatose state of pleasure ill think of you and your little flaccid old dick you have to pump viagra into

 

lol...good one...i think you can do better though....none of that stopped your sweet girl friend from wanting as much cock as she could get from old dude......she told me when you were eating her pussy a bunch of my cum was all over your face after she faked her orgasm...we laughed about and then she blew me in the car outside your place


oh shit...she just texted me...she wants more

 

i make my gf squirt, no need to fake ;]

 

Ok dude sounds like you got over it. And are now ready to defend your sweet lady. So put it were it belongs and move on.

 

I'm just here to say Eric Clapton is 67 years old and given the chance, I would blow him until my jaw fell off.

 

i bet his dick would fall off first.