I am not sexually attracted to other girls, but when I see a very beautiful woman, I cannot help but sit and stare.
I'll twist anything around to get a joke out of it. It's the only thing that's kept me sane over the years...unfortunatly it also has ruined any chance of me being taken seriously.
Next time a hot chick walks past me and my friend says "look at that ass!" I'm going to reply with "fascinating" just because.