Last night I...

I was at a club last night and was pretty pissed when i decided to pee under a table.

I was feeling really lazy and seriously had to piss, so i just whipped out my wang and peed sitting down undert he table in front of me. It was pretty funny. Ha. Ha.

Oh, this is at the same club where i puked under a table.

Coincidence? I. Think. Not.

 

your amazing

 

One can only hope that the drinks you had were served with the urine of the workers or some left over juice of a found used condom.


I mean come on, that poor next person to sit there might be so girl who takes her shoes off because her feet are hurting and now she has it on her feet. Like she did anything to you or who ever it is that sat there!

Simply your a sick person in need of a real consensus on life and may you recieve it!

 

nah he's a rebel man, y would he care?

 

no he's a sick person....thats just wrong....lazy ass get up and go to the bathroom....

I was at a george clinton concert abouta month ago and the dude next to me had to keep his spot right against the stae so badly he was pissing ont he floor....then he got a little reckless and accidently peed ont he girl next to him.....

 

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????
Why the hell are you telling people this? You sick Russian fuck! That's the worst story I've ever heard. Next time I hope you get caught and the owner rips your dick off.

 

is the bathroom really that far?

 

I think that's disgusting. I sure do hope you don't act that way around women!

 

That's disgusting. Not to mention STUPID.

 

Okay I am weak for blonde hair brown eyed girls but for some reason this girl above my post here "cosmicblue" her pic just breaks all that down. I cant place what it is, but WOW! Anyway sorry I did not mean to anything wrong in my statement, just a diferent cord was struck and, for me, that is strange!

 

I am so so terrible with names, sorry KozmicBlue not my ignorant spelled version that I did.

 

She is pretty sexy

 

Awwwh, thank you. :& You just made me blush, hehehe.

 

yes she is quite beautiful

 

I wouldn't say beautiful. Beautiful is the blonde chick with the curled hair and the bright long gown.
Sexy or hot is a lot more appropriate

 

I'm glad he did it! It's like the moments in class where you want to stand on the desks and yell absurd things. I say do it. ... I mean if people made it a habit, then hygene would become a huge issue, people would begin to die of horrible diseases and the problem of over population which is responsible for over consumption and destruction of the earth would be solved!!!

 

I'm mad aren't I?

 

Noramlly I would 100% agree but again for me something just went click, dont know why, cant explain, wish i could, just an odd thing or something. I am talking far too much and making an ass of myself.

 

I actually thought it was pretty funny.

Haha i haven't been on this forum for ages and i got two pages on one of my threads, sweet!

And i'm not Russian you fool, it says LOCATION. Not "NATIONALITY".

If you're gonna insult me, do it properly.

And to all you other people who roam the confessions board to criticize, insult or laugh. You're pretty pathetic yourselves, atleast i can say i did it. You can't. Ever.

Until of course, you submit to the examination of your own paradigm-related criticism. And then... ohh no! THe joke would be on YOU!!

hahaha i'm so blazed.... merry christmas!

 

hey grim i just hope they didnt have carpet in that bar... now that would be sick. The lingering stench and whatnot... and hay there was probably more than one handjob dished out under that very same table... so i hope you didnt touch your unit to anything under there ...