Atheism needs a self-deprecating plane joke

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by Cherea, Oct 16, 2012.

  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    What did the atheist say when the plane started to fall?

    Please come up with the gag.
     
    Cherea, Oct 16, 2012
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  3. Impending Confusion

    Impending Confusion Member

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    Quick! Someone help me lose my virginity!

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    Where the fuck is my red bull?!
     
    Impending Confusion, Oct 16, 2012
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  5. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    I don't know what they would have said, but I bet they gave a good source for it.
     
    Manservant Hecubus, Oct 16, 2012
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  7. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    The Atheist said, "I don't believe this shit!"
     
    Aerianne, Oct 16, 2012
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  9. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon Member

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    "Oh my Gravity"!
     
    EventHorizon, Oct 31, 2012
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  11. youngatheart

    youngatheart Member

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    Oh my god!!
     
    youngatheart, Jan 8, 2013
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  13. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Science can't save me now
     
    LetLovinTakeHold, Jan 8, 2013
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  15. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    "This is so random..."
     
    Fairlight, Jan 8, 2013
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  17. Maelstrom

    Maelstrom Banned

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    The atheist said, "Let me see if I can solve the problem by trying to fly the plane".
     
    Maelstrom, Jan 8, 2013
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  19. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Some funny guy you are
     
    LetLovinTakeHold, Jan 8, 2013
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