Holy Shit!!! I look like Micheal Jackson!!!

I bought this wide brimmed fudora in Chico last summer and I've been wearing it ever since (needed it, been in sun country all year).

Anyway, since I got to Santa Cruz I've been trying to figure out what all the dirty looks and sneers from strangers was all about. Last week I was walking by some kids and they all smirked and one of them started moonwalking. I didn't get it.

Then today a friend of mine showed up and asked me "what, are you doing a Micheal Jackson tribute or something?"

I ran and looked in the mirror.

sure enough, between the hat, the sunglasses, my long curly hair, and the fact that being in the sun all year brought out the milato in me--I looked like the weirdo of the century himself.

Phew!!! all this time I thought I was being paranoid. I thought the whole world was going crazy.

Now I know it was just me.

Cool, now pardon me while I go in the corner and gut myself.

 

yikes. you mispelled mulatto. and i heard somewhere that for some reason that's considered an insulting word. bizarre what people will get mad over.

 

i was thinking he'd had no nose or something.

 

I thought he had knots.

 

Fedoras > you > "fudoras"

 

Pictures!!

 

i agree...you need to post a picture.

 

c'mon does anyone really want to see anything that looks like Michael (or is it Micheal) Jackson
kinda on/kinda off topic
Why the fuck is Micheal (or is it Michael) so damn hard to spell? Is its just me or is it just way too fuckin' hard? I hate that name.

 

true.....cuz that would be kinda scary to see. hmm you make a valid point

 

Pictures?
I'm never planning on looking in the MIRROR again and you want pictures?!?

 

Seeing that I'm talking about myself I CAN SPELL IT ANYWAY i WANT!!!!!!!
(God, us part time minority's are touchy)

 

Be glad you figured it out while your still safe, them little kids may have ran away screaming instead!

 

if you know what a person is talkin about why the heck does
it matter if they misspelled somethin?

and MJ whoA, you'll still get laid, haba

 

Do u?

 

whaty?

 

so where online have u and nest been hiding?