Literally I mostly only wear skirts, but metaphorically I am not really sure who does... I think we take turns.
My place? The cats! "Alright, yes its time to get up, time for food. No I'm not dead, I was asleep. I'll tickle you now..." etc etc With girlfriends, I just believe in communication. Some things are important, many things aren't. So I get along with people who are chilled, because thats the way I am. People who get a warped saddo thrill out of trying to be "Numero Uno" will bring out the dark side in me...
Story I heard once. In fact it was my brother in law. He said he wore the pants in his family and he had his wife's permission to say so.