How would you like to die?

Recall that when the Three Stooges were faced with execution, they chose being burned at the stake rather than the guillotine. Why? Because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.

 

I want to be in hot pursuit with helicopters on me and 50+ officers in my rear view, jamming to house music being the most reckless mothafucka alive, trying to go as fast as i can for as long as possible til i crash and blow up.

 

Choking on peanut butter, of course...like a real American hero!

 

If you want to make it really American, choking on peanut butter and jelly.

 

Hopefully a good painless natural death.

If not...then a shotgun blast to the heart is guaranteed...

 

Alright, Yes I have heard that you become much more attracted and attached to your grand kids as compared to your own kids.

 

What? Really? Are you serious? I have seen the first person in my life who wishes to die horribly. Scary thoughts really

 

Something extremely interesting and fascinating too, I must say. You want to enjoy the heavens before you die.