Impossible Wish!

As the name states, just post a wish which you know is impossible.

Let me initiate the game!

Wish my laptop's battery would never end, lol.... :computer:

 

i wish santa would spontaneously combust so we don't have to lie to our kids about an idiot created by coca cola. Call me a kill joy but it's a lie you have your kids believe. They know later that you lie to them. i think its crap. Im leaving rat sak out for santa.

 

Wish my Coca Cola can never ever finishes out.

 

I wish I was a actually kitty cat!

 

Wish my parents never die and always remain there for me.

 

Then they will have to watch you die unless you wish that you don't die as well haha

 

No, seriously, if I die early, that is not a problem at all.

Wish I would always top in studies.

 

I wish I knew what a day without pain everywhere was like...

 

Wish I would grab a PhD degree without studying further.

 

i wish to move on from bad habits

 

Wish I could fly, still being a human!

 

My heart goes out to you. Hope you have some Christmas joy:santa1:

 

I wish tyrons pain would go away

 

Wish there were no bombs and bullets in the world.

 

I wish I were the richest person in the World. I would buy Fox News and begin to totally discredit Conservatism, The Tea Party, the Republican Party and Rush Limbaugh. I would start the wealthiest PAC ever called 'We the People' with the purpose of making all political campaigns publicly financed and more importantly to replace Private Health Insurance in the US with Universal Health Care.It would also work tirelessly to fight Global Warming and to virtually eliminate the use of Fossil Fuels. Gun Control and affordable Higher Education would be the other agenda priorities.

Then:

1. buy a big piece of land in Rush, NY and build a huge estate for me, my wife, kids and mother-in-law
2. hire an editor to go through all my dad's writings and create finished novels from them.
3. build a home in Madison, WI for my mother
4. buy the Chicago Cubs and turn the team over to my brother
5. buy a minority share of the Chicago Bears
6. buy a minority share of the Boston Red Sox
7. buy a beachfront Summer home on Nantucket
8. buy a pre-war mansion in Brookline, MA
9. buy tens of thousands of acres in Maine's Northwoods full of lakes and forest.
10. buy a beachfront Winter home in Ft Myers, FL
11. buy a Brownstone in Park Slope, Brooklyn
12. buy a penthouse on Central Park West
13. buy a house in Chicago (Hyde Park)
14. buy a house in Chicago (Lake Shore - Gold Coast)
15. buy a house in Chicago (Norwood Park)
16. buy a house in Winnetka, IL (on Sheridan Rd)
17. buy a farm near Sterling, IL
18. buy a home in Houston, TX so I can go and eat Tex-Mex.
19. buy a home in Newport Beach, CA for Dodgers games and So Cal eating.
20. buy a home in Seattle, WA just because
21. endow a professorship of Chinese language at the University of Wisconsin for my friend Paul and buy him houses in Madison and Milwaukee.
22. buy a Castle in Ireland
23. buy a house in Glasgow for drinking
24. buy a house in London, UK for everything
25. buy a house in Paris, France for the same
26. buy a Tuscan Villa for my wife
27. buy 2 private jets
28. buy 3 yachts and put them at Nantucket, Chicago and Puget Sound (Seattle)
29. set up a Portillo's franchise in Rochester, NY to bring those people Chicago Dogs and Italian Beef.
30. set up a Lou Malnati's franchise in Rochester, NY to bring those people Chicago Style Pizza.
31. start up a Classical Music station in Milwaukee because that city needs one
32. create a Chicago Rail Museum.
33. create an Institute of the Two World Wars in Washington DC to study WWI & WWII and publish scholarly works on them.
34. buy the rights to every Vin Scully Dodgers broadcast, edit and master them and release them all on CD and mp3 in complete season sets.
35. hire the Rolling Stones for 3 private concerts
36. go to India each year for a month

 

You don't want much do you?

I wish the Sandy Hook parents could have their children back alive and well.

 

I wish like Tyr that I could spend one day without some part of me giving me grief.

 

OMG, only this ^

I must say, this all is very much possible. Please do re-post this, when I make a thread with the title "Possible Wish",....
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

I would like that as well.

 

Wish I could go on world tour and totally free of cost!