You folks have it all wrong............. It's : "Let me tell you about the time I fucked some bitches and then I woke up from my nap and had a bowl of Alpha-Bits."
Was it not: let me tell you about the time when I WANTED to fuck two women but didn't get any, then wanted to pay for sex in desperation, but found I had no money, then decided to go online and write a story, etc."