Let me tell you about the time I fucked some bitches

I was walking bout the town trying to hit some spots, when I come about this night-club that's all crazy and shit. Inside there's these two hot bimbos hanging out with some loser, so I walk on over to introduce myself. The faggot-ass they were talking to became extremely jealous and insecure about me approaching his women. So as the night goes on, I'm getting more comfortable with these women, if you know what I mean. As I'm dancing with one of 'em, the loser walks up to me and taps me on the shoulder, so I turn around to see what he wants:

him: Uh...
me: Yeah? what do you want?
him: um... I was just wondering...
me: about what? Stop fucking around and just tell me what you want!
him: looks at me with big eyes
me: If you have nothing to say then fuck off! *turns back to lady dancing*

Dude walks away looking defeated. He sits back down with the other blond and starts whinning to her while I just ignore him. For some reason, the bitch I'm dancing with gets really cold all of a sudden. Not like real cold, but angry and bitchy. As we're leaving, I ask her if she and her friend wants to come over and have an after-party at my house. Her cock-block friend says that no, they have to go home as their brother is their driver and he has to go home (so apparently the loser is their "brother" now, go figure.), So I buy a bunch of prostitutes instead.

 

sounds like you were a total asshole. I bet he wasn't their brother, they just wanted to get rid of you

 

What would the right move have been, for that guy? Walk up and stab you in the ribs?

 

Have fun fucking bitchez, loser.

 

Funniest troll on here ...keep it up

 

i swear i've read this somewhere before, but google is coming up with nothing.

i also swear this is the most trollable forum ever.

 

I recall another post by somebody along the same lines, except that in that story, the guy ends up fucking the girls

 

Well this whole story is a lie..those girls were with me that night.

 

cool story

 

even the title is fucked up. you gotta says "Let me tell you about the time I fucked me some bitches".. Me twice. or else it just sound stupid..:afro:

 

It should be: Let me tell you about the time I paid for and then fucked some prostitutes.

 

It Should Be......Let Me Tell You About The Time I Paid ONE Prostitute,

And When We Got To Her Place And She Saw The Size Of My Dick, She

Refunded My Money Without Question....



Cheers Glen.

 

close, but orison's right. it should be "let me tell you about the time i paid for and then fucked me some prostitutes."

 

:snowkiss:..

 

no. you're all wrong. it should be "Let Me Tell You About the Time I Tried to Pick Up Some Girls, But They Decided I Was an Asshole, and So I Paid for Some Hookers Instead"

 

I think that might be an Americanism.


e.g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWOc7mmyYJM"]OBAMA disturbia parody (Serchlite TV).avi - YouTube

In any case he didn't really tell us about the time he fucked some bitches, did he?

 

well, if by "fucked some bitches" you mean "ruined some girls' night..."

 

Awwww honey no