Vending machine

Example of how this works:

Poster 1: Puts in a banana (into the vending machine)
Poster 2: gets a smoothie. Puts in a piece of paper...
Poster 3: gets a bunch of loose words in a pile. Inserts smiley face. etc.

Now that you see how it works....

*inserts tiger claw*

 

Gets crocodile skin handbag

*puts up notice saying "I don't think this vending machine is working" *


Puts in a gallon of diesel oil

 

gets to ride the fueled up vending machine.

inserts condoms.

 

Gets baby (they obviously weren't very good condoms ...)


Decides to do something totally maverick ... *inserts coin*

 

Gets two tons of alkali metals in the mail ( luucky you )

Inserts go-free-speed car ticket (coin drops...)

 

goes straight to jail and does not collect money for passing go


tries to use monopoly money

 

gets stick on tattoos


inserts milkbone

 

gets (*surprise*) a free sample pack of assorted research chemicals

pours in a liter of coleman fuel

 

gets a campfire

puts in a cup of coffee

 

gets a hooker

puts in fire extinguisher