Eat this, deniers

maybe if they'd spent less time making stupid calendars and more time making babies we'd still have mayans

 

There are still Mayans . They were going to add on to the cal. but the Spanish came and changed there plans . desert rat

 

Goood morning,

that might be true...

... so don't feel too save .

Regards
Gyro

 

Goood morning,

I think that doesn't matter much. You will get a nice dark and, hmm, crispy tan anyways .

Regards
Gyro

 

Goood morning,

I can second that. After our office Christmas party the ground was clearly moving. Not really to the south, but back and forth and back and forth and back and forth .

Regards
Gyro

 

Goood morning,

somehow I expected something like that .

So if there are any volunteers would you like to help to rescue the mayans ?

Regards
Gyro

 

Goood morning,

hu, there are hidden satanic messages in the weather chart .

Regards
Gyro

 

Good morning,

it lasts only for a day or so...

Regards
Gyro

 

I just saw the t.v. weather report for fri. and sat , it was around 67 f for fri. and 70 f for sat. day time high temp for Phoenix AZ USA . upper 30s f to 40s f over night . A possable frost warning tonight . Thats a bit off from the 999 C and 3000 km/h wind . desert rat

 

You all go ahead and keep standing around talking about this.

There's less than two days left, so I'm going out right now and start gathering materials to build a spaceship.

Or maybe a time machine might be better.

I wouldn't mind going back to the 80s.

 

aw thank god

 

Goood morning,

well, I hate me for being that pessimistic, but you need unobtainium to build your machine. I doubt you will find enough of this rare material in the next days to complete your time machine. Even if you engineer a small machine (at least your hamster should survive) it would be a hard task.

Regards
Gyro

 

Goood morning,

oh, you can thank me later .

Regards
Gyro

 

that will be super uncomfortable.. I don't like being uncomfortable.

 

I have some unobtainium. For the price of a mere 24 hours with Megan Fox and Fergie, it's all yours....

 

Hello,

this is what I see if I look out of my window:



Do you need more evidence? I don't think so. The souls of the poor people living in the hills are already burning.

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

so tempting. How long does it take to ship that stuff to my secret lab?

Regards
Gyro

 

I knew it wasnt the end of the world, the 22nd is on the calender.

 

Hello,

obviously you had been bamboozled by that damn calendar manufacturer mafia.

Regards
Gyro

 

At what time does this Mayan event happen ? Midnight + 1 minute G.M.T. on 12/20/2012 , midnight G.M.T. on 12/21/2012 , or another time ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time Lets say some one does have some un a tainamem or I think it is element 137 for a time machine , and they want to weight for the last minute to see what happens , but they want to avoid getting killed . As I remember H.G. Wells time machine used mecury , but he was a bit vuague in how to build one . desert rat

 

Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999.