wife's cooter stinks

I like pizza

 

Well......"your fuckin cooter stinks bitch! He'll no I'm not gonna fuck that stank tank! Get away eww!!!" Will probably not be taken very well.

Tell her that you are worried because certain smells can mean serious health issues. Ask her to see her doctor and get it taken care of.

 

Seriously, wet dog, and that cheap deorant they advertise with ads that showing models falling over themselves if you spray it on.

And once you,ve had a couple beers in you, that stale beer stench, thats fucking gross, go home and try grunt on top of the wife. Thank god I'm not a chick

Nasty girly smells are nasty, but a lot of guys do stink and dont even realise it

 

yep, a shower head, and in your hand a soft cloth soaked with some kind of vaginal wash. (hint: scrub circular)

 

alright already. 1) OP is probably trolling. i would say definitely if it weren't for the fact that he's been here for several years.

2) the whole point of his post was that she refuses to do anything about it. i don't see how everyone's home remedies for vaginal rot are supposed to help someone who refuses to use any sort of remedy for vaginal rot.

 

If it's a yeast infection as the consensus seems to be, the itching and burning and eventually bleeding sores will prompt her to seek medical help........I hope.

Had a girlfriend years ago who just had to look at antibiotics to get a bad yeast infection started and they would tear her girly parts up if not attended to quickly.

The only thing that helped heal it and soothed the burning was yogurt, both eating it regular and stuffing the ole tunnel o' love full.

 

if anything this thread is making me glad i dont have "women parts"

 

Sorry to say but this is not any trolling for my amusement, this may be a question with no easy answers, but i do believe i have posted it the correct forum.

However, 90% of comments have been anything but serious, which frustrates me because it takes away from what would otherwise have been a helpful dialogue.

I have a sense of humor trust me, but if your wife was having the same prob you sure woulnt find it funny.

Mods, shut this thread down its become a troll hole.

 

dude a lot of ppl gave you real suggestions, if you dont wanna read them, fine your loss, we aint the ones that gotta smell the stank

 

Plenty of REAL USEFUL answers. Go somewhere else if you're not well off enough to sort through what's trolling and what's a well-meant comment.

 

the book "our bodies, ourselves" in particular might have some info. the yogurt thing can be confirmed

 

You have your age listed as 28, what exactly do you think is coming?

If it is going to be happily ever after. then 40 years from now....... We all end old and crusty and smelly. Doesnt mean you two still cant have sex, just shove tampons up your nose and turn the lights out, whatever.

You kind of come off sounding like the douchebag, this is affecting your marriage now, well HELLO! And whats to work out, just google smelly snatches or something to the like.

And whine cos 100% of posters werent helpful and boring.

I can pretty much guarantee your junk smells worse than you think, ever taken a big whiff of another guys sweaty ballsack?

 

It costs me like $1.50 for some chobani greek yogurt every time I feel like I have BV coming on, rather than $85 for appt at planned parenthood + $15 for lab test + $20 for the antibiotic.. and you gotta do that every time you feel it coming on.. lol fuck that

 

hey dude...you got a fuckin crush on me or something?//...

vanilla gorillas post stuck in your head and now you cant stop thinking about how my nuts smell?



you need to put me intp all your posts and then maybe people will finally read them

 

I just can't wait for Yankee to start making Rollin's Nuts scented candles. 120 burning hours!

 

^ you could always just add me to your ignore list

to me your just kind of like hipforum's version of oscar the grouch. I think most people who have been here for a while see you as a cantakerous oldster, but also a part of the hipforums community.

I just feel it necessary to warn the new folks not to get too bent out of shape over what you say

Merry Christmas you old bastard!

:xmasnut::xmastree::santa1:

 

ya you keep warning the new members....that is a job thats perfect for you

stooly