wife's cooter stinks

The wife is pissed. Her box stinks and she is pissed at me for not wanting to have sex . Im turned off by her now due to the odor and tbh she dont shower but once or twice a week and hasn't shaved anywhere in months and when we do have sex theres this funky white discharge from her. To make matters worse she yells at me and cries which is also a turnoff.

We dont have insurance so doctor is not possible.

What do i do?

 

take her to the public swimming pool..

 

The white discharge sounds like a yeast infection (candida) and there might be over-the-counter meds for it if you can't get to a doctor.

The rest of your post sounds like depression and I don't know what you can do about that, even with a doctor if she doesn't take the meds prescribed (been there with my wife).

 

Yeast infections and the tail end of periods reek. Do her in the shower !

 

yeah the smell is probly a yeast infection. gnarly dude, but she's your wife ya gotta love her.

ever heard of summer's eve???

 

Lol, you should try having the super power of supersensitive smell, they all stink, no matter how many bottles of perfume they splash on.

And most guys that dont take care of themselves smell like wet dog, which is pretty much every straight guy.

I wish i was born with heat ray vision or anti gravity fields, that would have been way cooler

 

Lol VG.....supersensitive smell here too....often I don't get how men can put themselves there.

 

Probably yeast infection iknow thats common but the question is more

What can I do
Not
What can she do

Cause i cant make her do anything, i got to figure another approach.

The pool idea makes sense but its ... Topical...
And i cant just buy some monostat she is very offendable nowdays

This shit sucks its fuckin up our marriage, i want to want to get intimate so i make her happy but the desire is not sexual!

Is she being selfconsious making her unattractive idk yall im frustrated

 

monostat 1 is toxic to most women. sure they dont complain about the cure, but the following burn from monostat is just as bad as YI..

plain yogurt inserted into the vagina, wash out 6hours later, following day inject a spoonful of honey(baby medicine syringe), and allow to sit for 6hours. Wash out with warm water. should be good as new in a few days..

 

To quote Billy Connelly...

Yoghurt cures vaginal infections. How did they find that out? Did they start shoving peanut paste up ya pussy and work to the left in the refrigerator?

 

wipe shit and rotten milk on your dick and stop showering, then throw a tantrum when she says something about it.

 

C/S,
Rev J

 

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C/S,
Rev J

 

The dark knight comes to mind.

But instead of taking a razor blade to your face, sewing needles up tje nose, though dont go to far


You want to know how I got these scars....

 

huh

 

you might be able to see a doctor on a cash basis

also, you might qualify for either medicaid or discounted services from a community health clinic

the yogurt thing might work though. make sure it's plain unsweetened

a search on-line might help. also maybe some books at your local library about women's health

 

http://femaleurologyaz.blogspot.com/2012/05/yogurt-and-bee-honey-in-vagina-can-help.html

 

The vagina has a very delicate pH balance that helps to keep the balance of ‘good’ and ‘bad’ bacteria in check. Check her ph levels...