It's that time of the decade again! Yes, it's that time of year again, that time when we dig deep into our minds, hearts and bowels using the power of Noel and look to reward the wonderful contributions of every poster in the UK forums over the past three years. Please return your votes to myself or Fingermouse in each of the following categories, one nomination per category please! Nominations will be counted and verified by an independent adjudicator and announced on Christmas Day! Enjoy the festive fun! Here are the categories: Jimmy Savile award for nicest poster Jonny2mad award for craziest poster The J0rg memorial fund for the poster is who most likely to have died UKIP award for best foreign poster in the UK forum Joe Pasquale award for funniest poster Jaitaiyai award for absentee poster The Mitt Romney trophy for most comedically right-wing poster The soiled underpants award for least welcome returning poster Jeremy Kyle award for smugness Sidneyisinlove award for most fictional poster The George W Bush award for most eloquent poster Saddam Hussein jury prize for most liberal poster The ceremonial Jaffa Cake for best newcomer The Margaret Thatcher memorial g-string for most elderly poster who is not yet dead The Nick Clegg award for the least promising poster Mr UK Forum 2012 Miss UK Forum 2012 The Noel Edmonds special prize for the person most deserving of an award who isn't otherwise notable in any way David Cameron's special pudding for best UK ethnic minority (Irish, Scottish or Welsh) The Andrew Sachs award for the poster with the poorest sense of humour Happy voting! Thank you, and good night
The votes are piling up! Almost three so far, get them in before it's too late! Keep 'em coming! Get them in! Bring them forth!
This could be the closest awards we've had yet... get your vote in! Closing date is Sunday 16th December...
Those are excellent rewards. One vote to each of you for Mr and Miss UK, and if possible, I nominate myself for the blobby noel. Merry Christmas!
The votes are already stacking up, but there's still time to make yours count. You have a week to get them in! As the excitement builds, we can now announce that the gala prizegiving ceremony will take place at a mystery location upon the feast of St John the Apostle.
Seriously, people, this is the closest competition we've had yet, but your vote could still swing it. You have a few more hours to get them in! PM myself or Fingermouse and we'll include your votes in the final rundown...
Does this end at Midnight in the UK or the US? Just wondering. Or somewhere just east of the International Date line?
Ooh, right down to the wire, this one. Due to intense demand I'm going to re-open voting for a couple more days. Get them in! No excuses if you missed out! To answer a few of the questions that keep coming up: 1. You can vote for yourself. 2. Only one vote in each category. 3. You don't have to vote in each category. 4. Bribes accepted. 5. No, Im afraid I won't do that. 6. It's third on the left.
