Paying my friend to watch him fool around with his girlfriend

About 4 months ago my best and only friend started dating this really hot girl. It made me soooo jealous of him, but it feels weird since he is my only true friend. Everytime the 3 of us would hang out, all i would think about is how badly i wish i was him.

I dont remember how i convinced him, but he allowed me the priviledge to watch them make out if i gave him money. At first, i would just give him 5 bucks to watch them make out for a couple minutes, and then i would just go and jack off. He would raise the price everytime, so after a couple weeks i started asking for pictures of them kissing. It started off as 20 bucks a pic but he kept taking advantage of me to the point where i was paying 40-50 dollars a picture.

He has made over 400 bucks off of me, not only does he get to do whatever he wants with a ridiculously hot girl, he gets paid for it. Not to mention knowing that he is far superior to me and that his best friend beats off to him

 

I will simply state was is already on everyone's mind, though they may be too tactful to state it. You are frelling lame.

 

I know im lame, thanks for confirming that fact

 

One could ask what drives you....to pay money for very little and no action

 

I really don't know what to say to this post.

 

Yeah..is there a question? Or are we having a discussion about this? Do you want to know what we think about it? As far as I see, we're just intended to read it and move on.

...

 

Interesting..

I like cheese.

 

OP is a complete loser. A gullible loser.

Not sure what else there is to say about this thread.

 

$400.00 For Pics Of Two People Kissing.???

Boy Do I Have A Deal For You, Send Me $400.00 And In Return You Will

Receive Pics Of GLEN In The Shower, Riding His Motorbike Nude, Sunbaking,

And What's More, If You Send Me The Money In The Next 30mins, As A

Bonus You Will Receive At No Cost To You, Not Only Free Shipping

And Handling, BUT A Set Of 6 Steak Knives....

My Operators Are Waiting For Your Call....



Cheers Glen.

 

Bro, go get laid.

 

Now THAT's a flippin deal!!!!

 

I'm sending the money forthwith.

 

I think I would rather take Glens offer,

 

Let Me Guess, It's The Steak Knives That Finally Clinched The Deal Right...:2thumbsup:.??



Cheers Glen.

 

Yes it was... I always fall for the " But wait there is more "

 

since this is not OP's first post, i'll pretend it's not a troll post and play along.

what does the girl get out of this? do they split the money, or is she just letting you jack off to her for free?

 

#1:You have the fucking internet and your going to pay +$400 to see two people kissing?
#2: Why don't you just go get a girlfriend of your own or a boyfriend ?

You seem to be into guys also from your comments.

 

what, is he supposed to go down to the girlfriend store and pick one up? a lot of people can't get a girlfriend, and i think most of those people still have a better chance of it than OP.

 

Yeah I think they are $9.99 for a 3 pack.

 

....Last night I was watching a show about moonshiners, and it was very interesting.... they where supposed to return after a commercial break.... and before I realized what had happened, I'd absent-mindedly watched like 20 minutes of info-mercial, the standard knife that never dulls and cuts up claw-hammers or whatever.

Never did finish my show about moonshiners.