Happy St.Andrews day everybody!. I'm just off to burn a St.Georges flag, paint my face blue and shout FREEDOM at everyone!. Peace!.
I will be deep frying a mars bar, eating some shortbread, talking loudly and unintelligibly and ensuring that I smell faintly of wee in your honour, sir.
St Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, just as St George is the patron saint of England, St David for Wales and St Patrick for Ireland, they're all celebrated at a given date each year.
During St Andrew's it's customary to eat a large meal containing raw pheasant and stuffing balls and then jog 10 miles in honour of the great St Andrew who supposedly did this every Sunday in an attempt to remedy his aching haemorrhoids. These days Scottish normally just shoot a pigeon and do a bit of Wii Fit or something.