Random Facts LVII

maybe the meaning of life is the cure for cancer,talk about two birds with one stone. now where do i start?????im pretty sure its not on the ask anything thread but im going there anyway.

 

Old Doc zengizmo does the same thing.

I can take care of that one - the meaning of life is making me happy. Good luck with that, btw.


Fucking goddamn parking attendant issued me a fucking goddamn parking ticket yesterday. I have my fucking goddamn monthly parking pass in plain view on the fucking goddamn dashboard, just like every other fucking goddamn day.

 

so after the ticket thing i guess your not happy?

shit this meaning of life thing is harder than i thought...and i thought it was hard when i only thought it was about cancer.

 

I'm so excited to have the house to myself tomorrow. Does that make me a bad wife?

 

Depends on what you do to the house...

 

That conjures up some interesting images...

 

I do stupid things.

 

I did say you should cut down on your crack habit Tipsy

 

I believe in this particular case she's talking about the episode with the perverted one-eyed gay dwarves.

 

Crack....
one-eyed gay dwarves....
Hmmm which to choose....

 

Why limit yourself to only one?

 

I want sweets right now so goddamn bad...

 

I have some candy, little girl.

 

There's still hope that someone else will give me a better offer

 

Same question again.

 

Something about one eyed dwarves freaks me out.

 

Is that why you need to snort coke with them?

 

Dude

 

hey dude, dont call me dude.

 

I was watching " football " aka soccer i have no clue what was going on i dont understand that sport at all