A man walks into a HUMMER dealership. He browses around, then spots the truck of his dreams and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes him. Extremely embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed his little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as he turns back, there standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this manly vehicle? He answers, "Sir, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it... you're going to shit when you hear the price."
not only men with small penises. soccer moms drive them, too. has anyone else seen that fucking commercial where some bitch is just driving her kids to school? all that gas for a fucking carpool. jeez.
We we're sitting around talking about the "big vehicle, little dick" issue once when all of a sudden my friend Claude drove up in his new school bus. to this day he probably doesn't know why everybody couldn't stop laughing. (I got on my scateboard and split)
i dunno about this whole "penis" issue. it gets kinda tired. i've known some big boys with toys to match, if you know what i mean. think of ALL the men in this world who own guns, surely they don't all have small penises. let's just let that rest, okay?
