Random Facts LVII

i got a lot of things done today

and made a few bucks to boot

 

i learned a long time ago to let people ask first

same with broken down cars on the highway...stopping to offer help only to have a scared person roll up their window and lock their doors is not such a great feeling

 

I'm still recovering from surgery. Being in constant pain isbfreaking exhausting and shitty.

How will they ask if theyre broken down on the highway?

 

I have to wake up in about 4 hours. Though I am not sleeping yet which makes that kind of difficult...

 

I'm going to bed early tonight I'm so tired and stressed out about all this famliy bullshit

 

well now i wont stop unless someone waves me down...


small town here btw...we probably have different ideas of what a highway is

 

what bullshit?...dont tell me everyone is on your dads case about the meds?....or is your sisters husband acting like a tool and going fishing dropping off the girls to your overworked mom?..that cock sucker..he needs a swift kick?..or did they find weed in your mri?..what?...dont keep me in suspense

 

lulz

 

That's cuz of your crazed lunatic grin and the crowbar in your hand. Anyway stop trying to ease off the pressure on Bassline when I'm trying to slap a major guilt trip on her. This is how I get my sick, sexually frustrated jollies, dammit.

Yes. It will be better in a few days. Are you working while recovering?

It gets better with each telling, tho. I especially love hearing the part about the dad telling her upsetting stuff and then saying, but don't tell your sister or mom. I guess that's why he gets her weed, so she can handle the stress of that responsibility better.

 

this is funny as fuck to watch but if it happened to me i would probably shart my fucken skivvies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTzGqgzmNyU"]Menina Fantasma no Elevador /Pegadinha / Programa Silvio Santos. - YouTube

 

Oh well, at least I could have a look at his nice, tight bum.

LOL!

I have a heart of stone so that just didn't do it. Sorry, you'll have to find out something else to tickle your fancy.

RF: one of my husband's friends gave us a few pounds of delicious home-made smoked salmon... :drool5: So tonight is gonna be salmon-cream cheese bagels night, yummy!

 

mmmm salmon..

 

I can only think of one practical joke better than this one. It was the first episode of scare tactics and a car broke down in the middle of the dessert and a 7 foot alien rips the door off of the car.

 

I just watched a porn clip where a girl named Jennifer was eating this guys ass and half way through she stops and says "look it's talking to me, hello Jennifer I'm a tasty ass hole". I just felt the need to share that.

 

:toetap05:

 

watching untamed america while high


its pretty tits

 

......:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

im a murderer in my dreams..

but i think they were accidental.. i dunno i dont remember... lol


i wonder what that means... lol.

 

how do you know you murdered if you dont remember?

RF- i finally found my weezer cd case but tonic was in it so i still dont know where the weezer cd is.