Little Insanities

Assholes who drive in the breakdown lane (even during hours when they’re allowed) and you’re in the right lane and need to exit.


Hotwater

 

Let's just make this easier... Every driver on the road other than yourself.

 

Habitual procrastinators.

For example: My roommate ordered a space heater for one of the rooms in the house. The heater quit working after about 10 days. We tried to return it for a new one but couldn't because it was ordered off line and picked up at the store. We were told we needed to go on line and get a return auth. number. That was Friday. I've reminded roommate to do this everyday so we could get a new heater. The most recent excuse was "I'm cooking my breakfast". Well, yeah but I've reminded you every day several times a day since Friday.

 

I'm tired of hearing everyone's cellphone conversations on every crevice of the earth.

 

I know! I walked past a woman in the grocery store and heard her loud conversation in which she was saying "I ain't gonna suck his dick!" LMAO

 

Sitting at a bar.

Guy comes up behind me. Aged. Funny hat. Missing teeth. Reminds me of a stereotypical prospector.

Says to me. "You know the best part about a six pack"?

I say "No, what"?

"You always got five more of them"

I just kind of laughed with him as he stumbled off. xD

 

You're obviously not from Texas..lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhaehb5AnE"]Lyle Lovett - That's Right (You're Not From Texas) - YouTube

 

When people boisterously talk about how fucked up they got and how fucked up they are going to get.
Congratu-fucking-lations...

 

people who leave ass hairs on the bar of soap

 

People who dont clean up after themselves

 

Wow, so many questions...where does one begin?

 

could be head hair...or arm hair

but my brain will always assume the worst and automatically assess them as ass hairs