New Thread. Please Lie!

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by RetiredHippie, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

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    They drive so great & careful here when it snows, they'll be no accidents this year.
     
  2. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Gosh. It feels like summer outside.
     
  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i know exactly where to start organizing my bedroom.
     
  4. andmoreagain72

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    I hooked up this girl last night, we played pool & had a couple of beers.. then we went back to her place and had passionate sex.. (select the lie)
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    It's the 'pool' bit! I've SEEN you swing a bat-you're RUBBISH!
     
  6. zombiewolf

    zombiewolf Senior Member

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    I've never lost a game of mumbly-pegs.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I am not 62 today.
     
  8. Olympic-Bullshitter

    Olympic-Bullshitter Banned

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    When a bear twists your shotgun like a pretzel, it's good to have a partner who packed an extra gun.
     
  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    olympic speaks the truth, something tells me he is a bad liar. or do i mean he is not a bad liar?
     
  10. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    does he keep us guessing?
     
  11. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    How did that bear know what shape a pretzel is?

    simple-because I taught him!
     
  12. oxyqueen

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    My back is definitely not killing me.
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Oxy has my deepest sympathy!
     
  14. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Since this is the lies thread I am not sending Oxy sympathy or good wishes
     
  15. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

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    :rofl: You guys are not my friends.
     
  16. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    That is a HUGE relief!
     
  17. Buddy of the island

    Buddy of the island Member

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    this is all really clear to me...
     
  18. andmoreagain72

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    I've never fantasised about my neighbour's girlfriend... ever. <whistle>
     
  19. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Your neighbour's g/f has never spotted you standing at your window,drooling,with your dick in your hand....not ONCE,she hasn't!
     
  20. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    It is not snowing outside
     

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