Excuses to Touch Her

Lmao thats the best you can come up with.

 

i usually put a ton of pepper in her food so she starts choking, then i can go all heimlich on her.

 

Elaboration- You're creepy. Stop trying to touch people. Get a job or something.

 

You think you can make me feel guilty for having a crush on a girl.. lol. Who said I didn't have a job.. every word you say is bullshit!!!:troll:

 

I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty. You asked for an elaboration, I gave one.

Yup, I'm the biggest troll out there me :troll:

 

Word of advice, don't make insults in the first place if you can't back them up. Touching someone is the only way of saying you mean business as opposed to just saying, "I'm trying to flatter you". I could teach you a lot yet

 

You could teach me alot? Then why have you made a thread asking for help?

I don't need your advice, where did I insult you? I called you creepy, which you're being, and have been in previous threads under multiple usernames.

 

Because everybody needs help and has room to improve. Different perspectives are always beneficial no matter how much wisdom you have

 

Well, good luck with her ILovelaura!

 

Sometime like "I really want to kiss you" works for me, or "can I hold your hand?". It's obvious, because it's said or asked. But saying it straight out appeals to me! Assess the girl your with, and figure out her style. If she is less direct, maybe just a hand on hers during dinner, or your hand on the small of your back as you walk, or on her knee at a movie. Let it slowly build. Read the signs. Be aware.

 

And then get it wrong anyway, because most women are like cats with a hangover, hayfever and PMS at the same time.

Whatever you do will be wrong.

 

Anything frequently repeated ultimately gains belief! Now my confidence is shattered! lol

Nice try though

 

Just keep looking.....one day there will be a woman that will think you do it all completely right.

 

ROFL. Luckily my office is on the 11th floor and I can see those pigs flying by

 

A few of them are probably winking at you thinking, "dang come get me!".

 

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