You are all the first to know

Because I'm not allowed to tell anyone I know from IRL yet.

Seriously, you can't tell anyone! she said we have to keep it a secret for like two months!

But My Wife and I are pregnant! Just found out this morning with home pregnancy tests, then this afternoon she took another one and it was also positive!!

 

congratz

 

ouch...july and august with a fully pregnant wife...the hottest months of the year....oh man...you poor bastard

congrats to your lovely wife but i fuckin feel bad for you brother lol

 

Grats

 

thanks guys

that was one of the first things i asked her and she said august. i was like "ooh, well its a nice placement of a birthday after the pregnancy is over.". it'll be ok I'll just try to be in robot/server mode for the third trimester

 

Congratulations... But how did you get pregnant? I mean I understand how your wife could, but...

 

It's because it's gonna take both of us to carry that much awesome.. It will require some assembly when it arrives I guess.

 

Damn, I really hope I don't blab this out to our mutual rl friends.
Congratulations btw.

 

Congratulations!!!

 

Congrats, Death!

 

Sa-weeeet!!!

Congrats! There's nothing sweeter than a little baby.

 

actually, it's kind of salty.

 

so who's the father


and when is the episode airing?

 

Congrats man ! Enjoy every minute of it....they grow up way too fast. Both of mine are going to be off to college next year.

BTW....start getting yourself prepared now for the late nights and no sleep. You'll have a lot of those for a while.

 

it really is mine this time

 

Congratulations Death.....

 

Congrats.
Be nice to her. Extremely nice. Things are going to be crazy. Hormones. Rub her feet and go pick her up whatever she is craving!!

 

Congrats to both of you!