i was at the local bar last night and there was pictures of upcoming bands. and as i was looking at how many bands had women in them it made me think, "how do you tell the difference?" now lets forget the obvious "breasts" i am just talking about peoples face. second obvious "facial hair" and even haircut style are helpers but by no means a defining clue. "most men in the pictures i looked at were clean shaven anyway" clothes are another dead giveaway but in the music business i noticed there arent big differences between the men and womens clothes. there was one women in a band who was wearing mens clothes had a mans haircut, the whole band had no facial hair, you couldnt see her breasts in the picture because her body was turned at an angle that hid them. yet it was still clear this was a woman. and i couldnt tell why i knew that it was a woman. it was just one of those things where i just knew. (another clue is the size of a persons head and usually that is a dead giveaway but this woman had a bigger head than your average woman, in fact it was the size of a mans head proportionally) so when you see a woman that is completely butch what is it about her that makes you know that its a women?
i demand to examine women's genitals, after which i force them to wear either red or blue hats, according to my findings, because androgyny makes me uncomfortable.
