Extremely frustrated!

getting off the internet from time to time helps.

 

OP, see if you can bang her ^


that'll show her for saying "get off the internet"

 

I think she said somewhere she's newly single

 

She`s gonna be like, "No, I have a boyfriend." Actually, that`s giving women too much cred.

I think the usual female answer to an invitation to fuck is this:




Edit: But that`s probably because I`m not a manly man, if you know what I mean.

 

Trick ass beotch.

 

The first time I read this I thought you said "dry steak". I thought you were masturbating with a steak, lol.

 

Awesome, mang. Too bad you live in a country where it`s illegal for people to have ownership over their sex organs. Illegal products get kind of pricey. But, kudos for not being a pussy-whip.

 

To us Aussies, this is hilarious. Route is pronounced root, and root is a euphemism for fuck.

So to us that's a funny pun.

 

just rub one out. and if you need to, do it again. waste of time trying to get sex from women, if you're not naturally the kind of douche that women like to have sex with. just masturbate and get it out of your system, and do something else that you enjoy.

you do enjoy something other than sex, don't you?

i love a good steak, but i suppose i'd rather masturbate with a dry steak than eat it.

 

wanking is alright.. and i enjoy steak medium for mastrubation thats all.

 

yeah man, fuck some tofu. less karma, plus waaaaaay better fuck

 

I have no idea what you are saying, but this made me lol

 

wait, what?

 

Apart from the "male" bit.