i need a blowjob lesson!!

I need serious help, my partner LOVES blowjobs, but everytime I give him one you can see the disappointment, I mean we have been together 3 years and got a baby so it doesn't bother him THAT much.

I love giving him head but he has dbig penis! And its pierced so as soon as I try give him decent head I start to gag! ( my heaving face is not pretty ) lol

I can literally fit just the head in my mouth. He always tries everytime we have sex to put more of his penis in my mouth but I just can't! Iv tried and tried to just deal with it but I really cant

Helpppp meeeeee xxx

P.s taking his piercing out is not really an option

 

Practice Practice Practice.... get your mouth/jaw use to frequent appearances of his dick in your mouth.

I too had problems with gag reflex...would ruin the mood quick....i dont know if you have any recreational medicines you partake of but find one that relaxes you a bit. Its MJ all the way for me...

Unless he says he likes it....keep the teeth away as much as possible...suck on a peeled banana without disturbing the flesh of the fruit....

If he is as well endowed as you say...ur hand has a role to play as well seeing as his penis will not fit all the way into your mouth....

these are just tips off the top of my head.....imma long time giver of head and have pretty much perfected the talent lol

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Haha that's great thanks, I been practicing on the same penis for 3 years though
I do use my hands for the bit I can't fit in. It worked at first.but now he tried forcing it all the way in and holds my hands back and having to tell him everytime this happens " it don't fit, I cabt do it" such a turn off! :'(
I know what he likes with teeth , tongue etc its just pathetic how much I can fit in my mouth. I really wanna make him happy with this sorry on my phone so bad typos xxx

 

Haha

 

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Cheers Glen.

 

Try Youporn Blow Job Videos, they have instructional videos you can watch. I haven't checked out those myself, but I figure they must be good for something

 

LMAO!!!! i dunno why but this shit was hilarious!!!

 

um, dont scrape w/ your teeth

 

Just wish I could get my wife to give head....lol.

 

at least you have a wife^ lol i have nothing

 

Trust me man....most days I wish I didn't have a wife. But as the saying goes...it's cheaper to keep her ! For now at least.

 

Not about blow jobs but this song illustrates a similar problem.

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guys with weak penises , should stay home and jack off..

 

^hey dude^

 

OP, you know what men call the worst blowjob they've ever had?


Fucking fantastic.

relax and enjoy. More spit, more hands, more eye contact, swallow or rub it all over your face.

All head is good head. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be married (as was I) to a woman who believed penises and mouths were like nitro and glycerine....only professionals should allow them to interact.

 

you can practice by blowing me


... wait, you're not ugly or herpes infected are you?

 

The big thing is to control the gag reflex. For that you need to practice on your own. I'd suggest getting a dildo similar to your bf or at least something flexible and longer so you can practice on your own. The gag reflex is mind over reflex. You have to get used to something pressing down on the back of your tongue. When you practice, tilt your head back and open your throat with a yawn. Us some mint spray or something that taste good. That might help. Once you get used to the back of the tongue having pressure, it will get easier. But practice on your own so you don't have the pressure of performing the deed. At first, its all about controlling the gag reflex so concentrate on that specifically. Insert and hold. Control the gag.

 

OK honey, notice that I am a mature woman and I will now tell you some of the secrets of giving a blo-job.

Get a toothpaste and brush that you like and start practicing brushing your tongue. Brush farther and farther back----this took me months and months-----your gag reflex will lessen. Remember I said months and months, not days.

SLOW----giving head is not like in the movies. Make love to that thing, worship it. Hold his balls and take your tongue around the head, round and round. Massage the underside at the base of the head with your finger and your tongue. Take a lick down the side to the base and back up. Put the head in your mouth slowly, gently/and or suck hard.
Gently rub your finger up and down the soft shaft [I love the feel of his skin under my finger].

Just remember fast with the mouth and hands won't get the kind of moans that you want. Slow and steady wins the race. I been married several times and with this man 4 years and this guy brings his best friend with him on a regular basis and I have always gotten the same response, HOW DO YOU DO THAT? NO NO NOT FAST, I LOVE IT SLOW.

Honey, it is not about fast, but, about the control that you have over the man---and Lord, you can control his every reaction with a good head job. Wish he was here now.

 

Why don't you buy a really long dildo and shove that down his throat a couple of times a week. He might then appreciate what it is like - and ease off a little.