If you were a serial murderer

If you were a serial murderer:

1) What name would you choose for yourself?
2) What would your way of comitting the murders be?
3) What would you leave at the scene of the crime as your signature?

 

1) The Astronomer
2) Kill using a small telescope
3) I would leave a small star shaped chocolate at the scene of every crime.

 

1) What name would you choose for yourself? The Spooner ..
2) What would your way of committing the murders be? drown them in milk..
3) What would you leave at the scene of the crime as your signature? Leave milk carton behind..

 

1) The Mechanic
2) Would leave a screw, washer, washer, nut in a neat order.
3) Wrench

 

1) John the Baptist
2) Write J on their forehead with marker pen
3) Drown them in water

 

1: Cyrus (the virus)
2: Probably starvation. I'd be inclined to kidnap sluts and rape em in an old shack somewhere.
3: I'd send victims nipples to authorities.

 

1) porraige
2)tickle them ta death
3)an oat

 

1) do they get to choose their own names?
2) variety is the spice of life.
3) a copy of:

 

1) The Divider
2) Will cut the victim right down the middle into left and right parts
3) Would draw the divide sign on each palm

 

1) The Fatboy
2) Death by crushed torso
3) Empty fast food wrappers

 

I don't think the killer gets to pick their media nickname.

Unless they happen to also be the reporter.

 

1) The Shredder
2) Impale them with a guitar
3) Leave a copy of an early Miles Davis record.

 

1. The newspapers would pick my name before I could, why fight them?
2. I wouldn't. They were all accidents, I swear.
3. Clues.

 

1.i plea the fifth
2 .i plea the fifth
3. i plea the fifth

 

1) What name would you choose for yourself? Cletus the Fetus
2) What would your way of comitting the murders be? decapitation
3) What would you leave at the scene of the crime as your signature? Mcdonald’s fries

 

The High Noon Hangman

He hangs his victims with a lasso, woven from the hair of victims past.

He leaves his victims scalped, to add to the integrity of his lasso

 

1. Babe
2. Poison
3. A lipstick lined kiss

 

The Inducer.
Stealthily injects victims with a potent sedative and powerful opiate, catch them as they fall and lay them neatly in a sarcophagus like manner (hands crossed on their chest.) Death by vomit.
Would leave a Mr. Yuck sticker on the victims forehead.

 

captain obvious
gun
map to my location, birth certificate, drivers licence, utility bill

 

The Librarian
I'd use murder weapons alphabetically, A for Asphyxiation, B for Bludgeoning, etc.
Pin a check in/out book slip with the word: "Overdue" written on it, on the victim's shirt.