Most embarrassing moment cought masturbating

What's the most embarrassing time you were caught wanking? Mine was about a week ago. I came home from a night-shift, and my fience' took her little boy to school, and before bed I decided to experiment finding my G-Spot.

She came back into the room when she got back and I had fallen asleep, and there was lube out, and one of her vibrators, with shit on the end of it, and a porn movie playing on the screen. She just looked for ages before asking me if I'm gay and do I want to call off the wedding!! It was horrible. Good job she hadn't seen me wearing her knickers under the covers too!

BTW the male G spot I couldn't find. I didn't get that magical feeling, so I had a regular wank instead (supplemented by one of her vibrators on my perineum I hasten to add).

 

Bump! Come on, someone else wanna share one?

 

Well, are you gay? She and I both want to know.

 

how do you just fall asleep in the middle of everything like that? and how many times have you been caught that you have a most embarrassing one?

luckily, i've managed to avoid being caught so far.

 

wow lol well,, are you gay?

 

he's probably not gay )

i've never been caught masturbating. my bf sees me all the time, but i don't call it being caught since i don't hide

 

by my daughter!!!!!!

It still gives me shudders. About 9 years ago - she was 12!! (shudder!)

She didn't see flesh, only a frantically moving sheet and my screwed-up face. That was enough.

 

No, I'm not gay, but to be honest I have thought about it but ultimately I'm not turned on by men or the idea of being shagged by, or me shagging, a man.
I'm really turned on by the idea of female masturbation though, and I wonder what it must feel like to be a sexy young woman masturbating orgasm, what with the female orgasm not only lasting longer but being more intense as well.

I think I just wanted to get closer to how it must feel for them. I think wearing the knickers helped me to get into that mood too.

I started thinking more about the male G spot. I read somewhere that it can feel exquisite to have an orgasm this way, but sadly I couldn't do it so I had to have a normal wank to finish off instead (but with a vibrator on my balls and perinium).

I'd just finished my night shift job so was pretty tired which is why I fell asleep after I came.

I didn't tidy up the mess I'd made tho with the vibrators etc so she saw me, starred in disbelief, then ran out of the room crying.

Soon after, she came back upstairs and asked me if I'm gay. I told her I'm not, I just wanted to experiment finding my male G spot. She didn't take it too well, because she said if I wanted to be kinky she could've been kinky with me, so to do it away from her felt like I had cheated on her.

To be honest, I did feel like I'd lost a lot of my masculinity from being caught doing that! I felt like less of a man! I shagged her a couple days after that in a futile attempt to pull back some of my lost masculinity.

But since then we're cool again and we're having sex as usual again now. Wedding's still on lol

I'm still curious about having a male g spot (prostate) orgasm tho, but next time I should tell her first so I don't get caught at it lol

 

Is that still embarrassing for you? Did your daughter know what was happening or did you try to pass it off as having an itchy leg or something?

 

Well, I've only been caught one other time apart from that. I was about 14 at the time, at a friend's house. He was in the front room and I was in his bedroom.

I felt really on edge (my past is littered with problems I've gotten myself into due to my stress related anxiety disorder - I used to take pills for it but I'm off them now.) His bedroom wall was covered with semi naked ladies and I could feel myself getting the horn. I wouldn't normally have pulled down my pants and began beating off, but I was feeling some nervous tension at the time and an orgasm would usually make me feel much calmer.

I chanced it that he was gonna stay in the front room oblivious to what was going on in his bedroom. But just when I was getting that tingly pre-orgasm feeling in my cock and balls my friend popped his round the door and shouted "What you doin'?!"

I replied "Nothing!" in quite a defensive manor as I frantically stuffed my cock and balls back into my jeans.

To his credit he could've laughed at me, or picked on me or called me a dirty bastard, or something, but instead he tried to lighten my obvious embarrassment and asked me if I would like to watch a porno movie. I said "yea sure", trying my best to sound casual. I don't know if it was a good idea though because it kept me on the verge of arousal for what seemed like hours!

About 40 minutes into the film, my friend went to the toilet. I needed the release so bad, but I thought it best to leave my cock safely zipped away this time. So I began to rub it frantically through my jeans instead. It took less than half a minute before I came. And it felt good. Oh God it felt good!

I left soon after with a wet patch in my jeans and as far as I know he has never told a soul. :2thumbsup:

 

Sitting at the computer one day and heard a car door close. Well..usually the wife comes in the door in the side of the house..the one right next to the drive way so I thought I had time to finish up because I was on the verge of blowing my load. Well...for whatever reason she decided to come in the front porch door and just as I was blowing my load all over the place she walks in. The only thing I could think of saying was that I was checking to see if it still worked..lol. Wtf....

 

No, We had a little Mum/daughter chat. About how it was normal and about the need for even Mums to have some privacy at times.

It was never mentioned again, but even today, it does make me shudder. And I am basically, not a shy person.

 

Probably while I was in my car and a group of people walked past. There usually isnt much foot traffic where I was parked but it is a busy road.

 

I have been caught plenty of times by a lot of people, but the only real embarrasment was when I was 14 on summer break.

I was home alone and like usual sought to take advantage. I was stark naked on my bed with my freshly self-spanked ass in the air, going at it with an icy cold cucumber right out of the vegtable drawer when I hear "sweet Mary mother of Christ, what are ye doing lass!?" I froze, probably not the best reaction given the position, but I was too busy wondering what exactly the hell my Grandmother was doing in my room. She had come to see if I wanted to go shopping since the rest of the family was off various places, and I was so involved with getting off I never heard her come in the house.

I was told to put on my robe, read the riot act about the sins of self pleasure and lust, ironic since she practically threw my Mom at Daddy when they first met, apparently premarital sex was far less offensive than masturbation, (though I chose not to mention I was doing that with regularity too). Then she ordered me back out of the robe, over the edge of the bed and absolutely tore my ass off with the paddle I had been playing with, I have no idea how she could spank that hard but I bawled like a baby!

Afterward she told me to clean up and get dressed, I had taken my punishment so no need to sit around moping, we were going shopping. I couldn't look her in the eye several days, something about her catching me just bugged with me a lot more than anyone else doing it. Fortunately, she said for my sake she saw no reason to tell my parents, we had handled it and there was no call to speak of it any further.

The whole incident really didn't effect my masturbation habbits one way or the other, but it certainly humiliated me, one of the very few times that has ever happened.

 

Damn, she should've just walked out and said sorry. I'm sure you would've been embarassed enough from that without her humiliating you on purpose!

 

What the fuck wer eu doing wearing her knickers?

 

my goldfish caught me treating my body like an amusement park I havent been able to look him in the eye ever since

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i get way paranoid about this happening, id be pretty embarassed. So yeah being paranoid probly helped me never caught that i remember.
Kinda like how i never get caught with drugs which is suprising since im not paranoid about that and do em alot. Hell ive smoked hundreds of bowls on the downtown street cops dont give a shit about weed here.

 

Did your spanking fetish kick in during this or was this an exception?

Also is that grandmother still alive today? If so are family gatherings awkward?

Also it could've been worse, she could've died from shock giving you quiet the memory and a guilt complex.

 

It turned me on