Anyone care on sharing any stories of how you asked ladies out over the years? ones that went wrong would be interesting too. Here's mine Once walked into a hair salon intending to swoop a girl who worked there off her feet. I remember walking towards the salon several times and then folding, because I didn't know how I'd pull it off. Eventually I worked up the courage and walked in. I then saw her, and she wasn't looking at me and I got so scared. Because she hadn't yet seen me, I thought to myself.. 'you can leave now because she won't have seen you'. We had very short awkward chit chat. She said she was busy and went upstairs. I remember telling myself, 'don't leave/give up so easily', which of course made the situation worse. I was then asked to leave :afro:
It shattered my confidence. I don't have the energy to tell the story properly but its quiet interesting
well my last gf (apryl) asked me out. first.. she was my sister's friend. i lived in an apt w/ my sister, and apryl would come over sometimes to smoke buds w/ us. apryl was also a lesbian chick that never had a guy. she mentioned once to my sister she was curious to see what giving a bj would be like. my sister told me this rolling her eyes. i knew,, she (apryl)was thinkin about me . well like after her coming to my house for a month, one day it was just me and her there on the couch cuz everyone went to the store. after we sat there for like 2/3 mins, she just leaned over and kissed me. and she said she liked me. well, i guess we all can guess what happened then. NO she didnt give me head lol. we just both got drunk hanging out, and made out in the basement. then i guess i was hers. i have others if you would want to hear them. in fact, im not sure if i ever asked out a chick before lol
this one girl named brandy, i honestly dont quite remember anymore but it was a longtime ago. (like 15 years ago). she was friends w/ a friend of mine. they were best friends. well i hung out w/ her a couple times. and my friend was trying to get me to like her if i remember. one day i went to taco bell, and one of brandy's friends were there and started to talk to me. and at one point she said "she hasnt got you yet?" then obviously i knew. well one day me and my friend crystal and brandy were all hanging out at crystal's grandma's house (crystal is the mutual friend). crystal was watching tv, and said to go to the basement and hang out w/ brandy. ME, i was tripping on acid at the time btw lol. well, i went down stairs and hung out w/ her. at one point she mentioned something about her tits. (they were gigantic!!!), and i said "dude, alright i gotta see them are they really that huge" she just pulled up her bra and my eye's literally popped out of my head! then we kissed, and i ended up making out w/ her, she tried to give me head a lil bit, i was tripping as you know, so we didnt do that very long. then she said "i dont sleep w/ guyz im not going out with, think about that before you go" well i went home, got caught by my mom trying to sneak in through my bedroom window, she knew i was trippin, she was pissed. then like a couple days later i saw brandy again, i dont remember if that was on y2k or before that, but basically i was like alright let's go out. ill tell you about the y2k night too lol. THAT was the craziest new years you can imagine lol
OK, y2k night: well, this was a week after we hung out in the basement. brandy wanted to go to her best friends house for new years. i had an 8th of ok buds, and more acid. (i loved my acid back then). well we drive there, get into a car accident, her friend picks us up. we end up in the middle of nowhere at this house in the woods. i get a 12 yr old kid stoned (didnt know he was that young) and i was tripping again, and kid's dad comes downstairs and says "what's going on red eyes" LOL. everyone else was drinking liquor but me. i remember seeing the power stayed on, and i snuck off w/ brandy and smoked a doob. then i kept going downstairs later on in the night and smoking w/ some old men (hey they kept inviting me, free buds ya'know). and after that at like 4 in the morning, brandy is laying on the couch, and sayz "come over here and kiss me" i look down,and,, SHE LOOKED LIKE A ZOMBIE LOL, but i kissed her anywayz. then she tried to make out w/ me on the steps going upstairs. she was pretty drunk. but,, we went outside to some trailer (michigan winter btw) and made out and, ya know, did the deed twice. yes,, she looked like a zombie too btw. but i still did it, and we slept in there freezing. then we went home the next day.
uh mine were pretty good, did you read the one about new years? c'mon man that was awesome!! LOL i fucked a zombie, c'mon dude
I did read it yes. Thank you for your contributions, its just that they don't really appeal to, or inspire me. Anyone else???
